- Honey, I’m #Home (@ The PFZ) http://t.co/664nEZ5n #
- @chiarraigrrl Yeah, I’m getting a #404 on #4sq #
- Cartman’s fat butt is #jealous of Kenny. http://t.co/9pqYRjg1 @GetGlue @SouthPark #
- @chiarraigrrl it never came accross via sms, had to use an app #
- Nope, NOT at all. http://t.co/S8z2Xj8t I’m XXXII & ready to ‘settle down’, BUT I’m not Settlin’ #
- @chiarraigrrl I did now. it didn’t come accross. #
- Dear Customer who stuck up for his little brother, http://t.co/WS5ICakX A GREAT story about Living by #YourOwnRules #
- @chiarraigrrl Did you get my direct message? #
- @Akula @Jeff_Venting Thanks for the RT’s today. #
- He’s a REAL fan. RT @MaverickManiacs This isn’t over yet… LSU only needs seven FG to tie it. #
- It is 153 days until #VernonJ #039;s #Birthday He will be XXXIII years old. #
- Stupid 140 charcters in direct messages #
- @chiarraigrrl define ‘flood’ & ‘possibilities’ #
- Hi welcome to #ProblemSolvers my name is #VernonJ how can I help you? RT @JulieBlackmon #VernonJ ?? #
- You maybe should’ve listened to me. #HaHa #
- Go for the #touchdown #
- Hey @LSU your #QuarterBack was the best defenseive player on that drive. #
- If you don’t have an #iPhone you get better #Gooogle Maps. #HaHa #Android RULES! #
- There’s a guy here with AN #awesome mustache (in training). It probably will get better. #
- Hey @Sears. Martin Luther King, Jr. Didn’t dream of 25% off in his honor. #Marketing #Fail #
- @chiarraigrrl YUP, only if I had a confirmed #Valentine #
- You missed a sac opportunity. #fail #
- @TheRat_Pak It was a pleasure trip. No Pain Today! #
- Its still a II touchdown game. #Haters Gonna Hate. #IDontCare #
- @MaverickManiacs Nope. I wouldn’t #vote for someone with a narrow mind. #
- I see video games in my future. I’ve already read multiple minutes since. #Monday 01/09/V3.2 at 00.00 #
- The #OMavsBasketball finish out the game on top against the Dallas Christian Lady Crusaders, 84-33. More later at OMavs.com #
- It doesn’t matter who wins the BC$ National (NOT A TRUE) championship game. #Nike wins the uniform battle. #
- @Rockies #RoxSurveySays Basketball & Handball #
- I’m at CVS Pharmacy (1701 S Galvin Rd, Bellevue) [pic]: http://t.co/cdfavess #
- Ssixpence None the Richer – Kiss Me #NowPlaying #
- I just unlocked the Level 2 “Swimmies” badge on @foursquare! In it to win it! http://t.co/8kcX0oLF #
- Its nice when the neighbors come out & ask why the heck you’re sitting in my neighborhood. #Vigalent #
- Hmmmm. You didn’t go for a walk. I must’ve read wrong. RT @jennnewton_ Walking to lunch with @aelfboy2 ….. Be jealous. #
- Happy #Monday from #VernonJ who presents Phrase of the Week Vol. II Week XXXIV for your viewing pleasure. http://t.co/URHzX6Ld #
- @jennnewton_ That’s what non-winners say. How was the walk? #
- I’m at Sally Beauty Supply (10403 S.15th St. #103 in Wolf Creek Plaza, Bellevue) http://t.co/PwCOQesb #
- There are multiple people who don’t want you changing profile pics. RT @programmerman @Hulign It’s not me! Mine hasn’t changed in years. +1 #
- I’m at Keystone Trail Bellevue http://t.co/JBwFFXn7 #
- Good, I wouldn’t want to be a criminal. RT @OWHnews Sen. gives his bill the #kiss off – The proposal would have made u http://t.co/jaNsJ3Jk #
- Not buying (for me) or anyone else. (@ Hardee’s) http://t.co/UaC1bv80 #
- I’m at American Income Life (2809 S 160th St, Omaha, NE 68130, Omaha) http://t.co/bYlzB5cG #
- More of my day here. http://t.co/cw0g7vgk @chiarraigrrl #
- @OWHnews How could you lead Breaking Brad @Brad_dickson with the Kerry Story when the Squirrel story is ACTUALLY FUNNY! #
- @J_G_II If I was Brave, I’d celebrate with you as well. #
- @amesinne Good Morning & Happy #Monday !!! #
- @J_G_II I just realized it was on Tuesday, Well sure? I’ll let you know. WE could have better pint night’s before. But A is off. #
- I liked a @YouTube video http://t.co/YnDnEDWe Happy Dance Time!!! #
- @vandazhang What does Derpina mean? #
- Don’t you feel odd when that happens? RT @TheJasonProject: I forgot my belt this morning. #
- @chiarraigrrl Well I started with a home filled with the smell of a crockpot, than #breakfast (that included #bacon . & know I’m at #work #
- It’s 10.00 on #Monday What do you wanna do? #Dance http://t.co/OXYKCKtp #
- Thanks! #ValentinesDay RT @ftdflowers: @Vernon_J_ Yes! If you order today, you will get today’s prices. #
- You can have my #freedom for the next 12 to 13 hours, but I’m taking it back. #PANTS #
- @LordZee Let’s DO THIS #Gym #
- @ftdflowers If we order gifts for deliver on #Tuesday 02/14/V3.2 do we get today’s prices. #
- I’m watching Tyler Perry’s House of Payne http://t.co/SmlkovhI @GetGlue @TPHouseofPayne #
- @rabbits_hat @Mnmissy Carrot Cake does have mystical powers that aleve ailments. #
- @chiarraigrrl You’re welcome, what are you doing today? #
- To #everyone who is at #work Make it a GREAT Day & be kind to your co-workers. (if you want too). #IWill #
- @jennlbaldwin Good, glad to see you finally made it home. #
- @River_City Possibly, but I’m a lot of #VernonJ I <3 breakfast. #
- We are the #breakfast of Champions. #waffles #bacon #yogurt #milk #
- @BTDTruckingJobs Good Morning & Happy #Monday #
- Our #OMavsHockey will be live on NBC Sports nationwide this Saturday vs #1 Minnesota Duluth – will you be there? http://t.co/qYBHF51V #
- I think I <3 #ninja #039;s RT @Imisaninja: So… ninjas escort service? I’m not gonna shag you but I’ll come with you to the shops and stuff 😉 #
- @J_G_II I’m going to have some #bacon this morning. #
- @laurenalice3 Don’t live twitter. I’m following you now. #
- Thanks for following #VernonJ on twitter. @TheReelist @man_del @georgiannavru @LadyRaquelK @axvzHayleeeo #
- Thanks for following #VernonJ on twitter. @LettyRod @CruzynNitro @Elyseedh @amberrisme @KyleBuschUpdate @joe_ame1 @LocalGuysMover @DrDogs247 #
- I uploaded a @YouTube video http://t.co/eG0G6Mjo Phrase of the Week Vol. II Week XXXIV #
- Will joins the #basketball team. http://t.co/ZpDMzWxK @GetGlue #TheFreshPrinceOfBelAir #
- @rpepperdine Okay, from your bed. Good Morning & Happy #Monday #
- I nominate @Vernon_J_ for a Shorty Award in #humor because… He is quite funny. http://t.co/PApkMEFN #
- I nominate @inklesstales for a Shorty Award in #humor because… she is funny. http://t.co/LuylNsC3 #
- The most interesting connection I’ve met on twitter is @chiarraigrrl #ShortyAwards #
- I’m gonna block you. RT @Renz0m0AkU23: @waterzUK @ImKingCorday @Nikki_iBerry @DrDogs247 @joe_ame1 @RooferXX #VernonJ @man_del Follow me #
- @MaverickManiacs Wait, isn’t that Haven’t Met You Yet? #
- @Atomic_Honey Thanks for the #Monday Mentions. #AtomicLove is a good kinda love. #
- @cherryrockcandy That’s nice, thanks for the message. #
- Good Morning #Omaha & Happy for another #Monday !!! #
- @Deb_Meyer Gøód Morning to you Deb! #