- I snorted & yes IT WAS cute & #sexy #
- @rpepperdine that’s good eaten. Your timeline indicates last week was a better week. #
- @rpepperdine I am NOT. I sent the #HandMaidens your way. What (else) are you looking foward to this week? #
- Waiting for my hand maidens to finish preparing my sleeping chambers. #
- @20Kate11 Ah, well you know what happened to Susan & Ricky Bobby. #TalledegaNights don’t confuse crazy with #
- @Yvonne388 Bad Julie. #
- @OfficialJackson Alan Jackson – When Somebody Loves You. #NowPlaying #
- @OfficialGarrett Good to hear. #
- @OfficialGarrett @20kate11 Do you still love her? #
- Wow, the peas in a pod has gone to Iowa, except this time it is an attack on President Obama & Congressman Boswell. #
- Goodnight World, have a wonderful sleep. #
- @GigglesSilly Goodnight, have a GREAT Week. #
- @OmahaDriver Did you go see #InTime this weekend or #Sunday It has some realizations of #OccupyWallstreet #
- When people born in the United States of America turn down cookies, we have issues. #
- I’m a patriot & an optimist. RT @jjauthor: If you like my tweets, you might be a patriot, a parent, an optimist, or all three. #
- @rachaelgk Okay. #
- @rachaelgk What’s this google? I’ve heard of lycos.com. #HaHa #The90s #
- @OmahaDriver Yeah, i can’t believe they can sell that kind of ‘stuff’ #
- @cassieclare Did you get some #reading done? #
- @apayne628 I was just thinking I need to put my #jammies on. Compliments of @pajamacity #
- 70 ingredients in @McDonalds McRib. http://t.co/9dpRp6xl That’s What We’re Made of. (chemicals) #
- @postsecret That’s probably 60 too many. #
- @Social_Shaker Probably will #
- @LipsOfEvil That is so true. #SelfRespect #
- REASONS YOURE SINGLE – You’re not a slag, you know how to close your legs + you have some level of self respect. #
- RT @kelliepickler: Whoever started the ONLY FAT PEOPLE trending topic is a heartless person. Don’t contribute to evil…just be kind #
- @benhemmen How much does it cost to store an attic #NowADays #
- @Social_Shaker Are you helping out with #SignUp on #Wednesday I’ll be there. #
- @Social_Shaker Better than #ironing or washing #dishes #
- @GaryAllan – Best I Ever Had #
- @NASCAR Was there just 1 random car since the #48 will go back every week? #
- @AmazingRace_CBS I sure wish you would get your act together on #Sunday #039;s. a 60 year old acting like a #teenager #CBSAlert #
- Darius Rucker – Don’t Think I Don’t Think About It #NowPlaying #
- My friend John needs a cuddle buddy, are there any in #SiouxFalls #SD who can help? #
- @Social_Shaker Can you get me some red felt? #
- @Miranda_Lambert That’s awesome. #
- @CherryEUC If the door is open. #
- @ShaylaDavis1988 The stores are still open. I miss playing some of my games on #WindowsXP #
- @BrandiMarieXO Where are the #police when you need them? #
- @Broyles3 Ah, i understand. I get that way after spending the day inside, but I was outside for 5+ hours today. Helping with Cops ‘N bobbers #
- @kylemcelligott This University of ‘some state’ & ‘some state’ University is confusing. #Nebraska does it right. #
- @kylemcelligott Yup. #
- @Broyles3 Welcome. where’ve you been. #
- @blakeshelton @tlcleve That’s not a smart question, he is a guy. #nature #
- @kylemcelligott Well TexasSports.com has it listed as Saturday 11/05/V3.2 #
- @rachaelgk Okay, What station is it on? #
- @danfiscool #Halloween is tomorrow. N.H. needs to QUIT screwing things up. Hope they get more snow. #Loudon #
- @rachaelgk movie, or live show? #
- @kylemcelligott okay. I hope they beat Kansas on #Saturday #
- @gracenote How are you doing today? #
- @mw55 I didn’t appreciate @DavidReutimann getting dumped. #
- @JohnsTruckLoads Halloween is on tonight, @syfy in about 120 mins. Phone a friend, so you don’t get scared. #
- @Yvonne 388, did you enjoy the great race today? #
- @Kristin_Uhlig No, this is Vernon J’s ghost-twitter. He’s #napping right now. #
- @kylemcelligott Ah, is that the ole Texas State anthem? #
- Also if you wanted to rent Captain America & bring it over, that be cool. #
- I’m at home, I’m at home. RT @whoatemyblog: Home is where your rump rests. #
- @sweide Good Movie Bub, I think it is even child friendly. NOT a good #judge of what is & isn’t though. #
- Did the sun come out today? @Kristin_Uhlig #
- @ShaylaDavis1988 Get on it then. #
- Dear femyle, what are you going to be for a #halloween (blah, blah, blah), your costumes says slut. #
- @wildbell Syfy is bringing Neverland in 2 nights, I’m sure you saw a preview last night. #
- If you wanna bring me a saldid, I’d be okay with that. #Please #Favor #Nice #
- @jfizzy52 You sure that isn’t a medical emergency? #parenting #
- @denisealexia Are they enough opportunities in #Omaha with your degree? Did you replace your bike? #
- Watched the race from @ms1947 today. Good Job Tony. http://t.co/ITND5B7M @GetGlue #NASCAR #
- @WisdomalaCarte I don’t know, what are you? #
- @programmerman The chewing gum that asks if you have a Dirty Mouth. #
- @kylemcelligott Did someone just get home? #
- Oh hub-a-b-lu. RT @jchoufani: Always FWD your chain emails! http://t.co/khoSoXVp #
- @denisealexia I think Lonnie still has an #apartment available for rent. #
- @programmerman Was the fum not good enought? #
- Dear Carl Edwards, you BETTER be worried from our pal Tony Stewart. #nascar #
- @denisealexia I saw some good tweets & RT’s from you. How are you doing ma’am? #
- @jamienickle What’s in that juice. #
- @TheAng Can I get you some TinaBubbles for you to like me? #
- You did lean on him, he just didn’t move anywhere. #
- @juleser have fun. Its time for some tele, maybe? #
- @ControlledChaos You might have to sync again, turn the phone off & back on. #
- Thanks @NASCAR for letting it finish under green. Good Racing today from @ms1947. #
- Some good racing right now from @ms1947. Let’s GO, Tony #
- @31_Amber_31 Thanks, Amber? #
- Dear couch, say hello to my little butt, back, & feet. (@ The PFZ) [pic]: http://t.co/3ZxtTr5N #
- Cops & Bobbers with the @OmahaPolice (@ Benson Park) [pic]: http://t.co/ux9yH9Z4 #
- Another morning for Doing the Most Good for @OmahaSalArmy (@ The Salvation Army) http://t.co/jJhlJlvZ #
- No mistakes. RT @Jacquedbr: Happiness starts with, one word, one joke, one text, one phone call, one song, one hug, one kiss… #
- #OMavs are tied for 3rd place in the @wchahockey season standing. 1 pts ahead & Denver & 2 pts ahead of Colorado College(this week’s series #
- Everyone Tune into @RaceDayOnSPEED #NASCAR @WendyVenturini & the gang gets up up-to-date on everything @nascar #
- I’m #dancing to @BradPaisley – Time Well Wasted. #
- @darcykieran Are you looking for something particular at one of those store. #
- It’s 10.00 time to #dance #
- Yes #Juno & #NetZero are still offering dial-up service. #
- I’m fully dressed. #PANTS #
- There’s a phone in the #commercial http://t.co/aEFl41l5 #sexy #
- Nothing like applying for a job at 07.00 in the morning on a #Sunday better than #coffee (but so is a kick in the shin) #
- @lisaflowers54 I would do some housework too, if I had expected vistors. #
- @lisaflowers54 Any plans for this fine day? #
- @lisaflowers54 Good Morning & Happy #Sunday #
- Good Morning & Happy #Sinday (@ The PFZ) http://t.co/mKIwEU69 #
- A story about #OMavsTennis RT @OWHmavs: Tennis captain isn’t too busy to push team http://t.co/geqlcXEC #
- @CherryEUC Did you get #breakfast #