Twitter Updates for 2011-10-21 – The online location for Vernon J

@KelliePickler how did you enjoy the #Omaha Metro #
I’m sucking down wifi & a data signal. Nope I don’t have an #iPhone #
Excuse me, sir, which house wine goes best with your “Double Down”? http://t.co/sSJTOZyb #
I just did a voice search on my google phone, didn’t need no #siri #android #
@MelissaFabina Good Job #
I’m listening to My Best Friend by Tim McGraw #NowPlaying #FutureWife http://t.co/dIUjWB1V
#pandora #
@ladyantebellum – I Run to You, #NowPlaying #Singing, & #Dancing #
@gonesarcastic In the name of #love before you break my heart. #
@danholke Whatever the salesperson tells you, don’t buy that 8-track #
@nortonbrian Yes, Get that Superbowl Trophy. #
@danholke That would be nice, if you really nice & behave yourself you’ll go buy it in December. #
Dear #movie bringer, @RedBox doesn’t have Juno or Old School. You might have to go to blockbuster or your dvd collection. #Omaha #
Does anyone in #Omaha wanna get Old School, or Juno for me? I’ll let you stay & watch it with me. #
@danholke Okay. Did you prefer the DVR over the boxes? #
@WOWT6News That’s too bad for the mother. But hopefully the family will take proper care of the kids. #
@ashleymonroe #Streaking is fun. #
Honey I’m home (@ The PFZ) http://t.co/5zamX6WM #
@i80equipment Wouldn’t using twitter go against their ‘agenda’? #
@danholke Did you end up keeping your set top box DVR? #
Eating #IceCream @soapfan1976 #
@jennlbaldwin So I could tell you about my #awkward moment. I know another Jennifer B. #
@ishlepup Yeah, they are on the site if you visit it. #
@jennlbaldwin I had another #awkward moment today & I forgot your last name. #
Asking a friend if she has a boyfriend, after she got married. #awkward #
@ishlepup No one would be able to see it, have you thought of getting an e-mail alert? #
Who’s getting ice Cream next comemrcial break? #PointofInterest #
YES the #3D thing has jumped the shark. #
@BradPaisley I like Brad, too bad he won’t be able to see this. #
@Possessionista What does the intern have to do? #
Were you ‘outsmarted’ by the sun? #RulesOfEngagment #
Bumping Uglies, you were just kissing #RulesofEngagement #
Glad I don’t get 1/2 tans. #RulesofEngagement #
@OmahaDriver You can, I’ll comment on it. #
@theoliverhudson Duh, they are married. #RulesofEnagagement #
@WillehMac Sick as in get the vomit guy on standby or cool sick? #RulesofEngagement #
A new episode of #RulesofEngagement #
@OmahaDriver Political Correctness will never go away, until people STOP being afraid to speak there minds. #
Dear @DeptofDefense, Secretary Panetta, Major General Dana J.H. Pittard Ft. Bliss needs a #karaoke machine. I have a friend who wants to sin #
@OmahaDriver Thanks for reading, I’m glad I finally know what it means. #
The tissue box is a rubik’s cube #BigBangTheory #
The unremarkable had his umbrella. #BigBangTheory #
@KaleyCuoco I think Penny should get back with Leonard. #BigBangTheory she should also STOP rooting for nebraska #
Penny wants wine at the Catholic Church. #BigBangTheory He was the last jew to do situps, see how that turned out? #
The less intelligent deal with emotions better. #BigBangTheory #
@soapfan1976 Get thee to the closet g-Store or Ice Cream Outlet. #
The XII rules of #bacon Bacon isn’t bad for you. http://t.co/qHPm4Bmg #BigBangTheory #
@diesel_lady Do you have a link for that? @THEHermanCain I live in #Nebraska #
@mexicnpokhontas What about the #IceCream #
@OmahaDriver That is correct. But I’m not a #doctor & don’t play one on TV #
@MelanieMthom Are you on the Pacific Time standard? #BigBangTheory #
@rachaelgk What do you think of the Chase Freedom, YEAH! commercial/ #
*helmann’s #
Sexy Cheese commercial, ruined by Hellman’s #
@ravemovies I would solve the World Energy crisis. #NoTimetoWaste #
We call that Rodeo out here. #Omaha #
@Kwatever5 I’ve had the Triple stuft, wasn’t that impressed. #BigBangTheory #
Car Ride & a bottle of Strawberry Wine. #bigBangTheory Kinda like Vernon J & #flowers #
@OmahaDriver nice. #
@OmahaDriver Nice, #
it was in my weekly e-mail blast. Kinda like reading Vernon-J.com #BigBangTheory #
@soapfan1976 Didn’t he & her, try to make a baby last season? #BigBangTheory #
@OmahaDriver Glad to hear that, where did you get seats at? @omahastormchasers, PCL Champions. #
I couldn’t find you so I bought VI new friends, sadly III are dead. #BigBangTheory #
Sheldon really wanted Fried Chicken, I had some at @popeyes #bigbangtheory #
That’s why we test out drugs & cosmetics on bunnies. #BigBangTheory #
Vernon J is watching @bigbang_cbs on @action3news #BigBangTheory #
@woberttodd Checking, not fat. Whew, I’ll eat your candy. #
Do you see those teeth? http://t.co/QI4SElsW, yeah they’ll rip the fiber out of your muscle. #
What part of the tiger seems docile? #
The show @etonline ACTUALLY has something good to talk about today. @BigBang_CBS, a LONG time coming. #
@woberttodd All for you? #
@Macys is having 50% off bras #
Time for a #free #dinner. Thank You #CustomerService @Popeyes (@ Popeye’s Chicken & Biscuits) http://t.co/k4WyI7gb #
Dear ladies, Raccoon eyes aren’t cute. Any Questions? #
@ControlledChaos Congrats, did you enjoy the concert yesterday? #
@beautyfirst_NE thanks Rhonda, how is your #Thursday #
I’m bringing in the #Omaha section. RT @beautyfirst_NE: The best-of-nebraska Daily is out! http://t.co/Wf3hp37S ▸ via Vernon J #
@mschmitz17 You copycat, #HaHa #
@chiarraigrrl Well some day I hope my kids are nice as you are. Going on year 14 to 17 of being on my own. #
@chiarraigrrl Sometimes I wonder if I could do a non-romantic roommate. But it always comes out, NO. #
@chiarraigrrl ah, I live alone. #freedom #
@lisaflowers54 goodnight #
@MelissaOnline Have a safe trip & don’t take any of thhat TSA crap. #
@chiarraigrrl Anything, the best alone time I have is always in the kitchen. #
@chiarraigrrl because NOT smoking is sexy. #
@faydra_deon onee of the local stations (the abc) went to that facebook log-in crap. #fail #
@faydra_deon You’re welcome, it is a great question #
@MelissaOnline Hugs back to you, how was your trip? #
I’m at The PFZ (Omaha, NE) http://t.co/JaQEkira #
@TomBecka it was official before the President declared it. #TooLate #
@MaryNelsonOmaha You are CORRECT, I’m not a fan. Maybe you & your partner(in halloween) could be fire & ice. #
@vincevigneri Are you the owner of Duds ‘N Suds? #
@OmahaPolice what’s the non-emergency number? There’s a guy panhandling by the subway on 44th & Dodge. I wanna report it #
@stevedrees NO. Are you an away or home game this week? #
@Dave98FM OKay, I do like me some delicious goods. #
@tweetdeck I’m using version 0.38.2, what happened to deck.ly? #
Stop or get to write a bonus check to the City of Omaha. RT @omahapolice: It used to be legal before traffic l… (cont) http://t.co/zcCnCOnE #
I’m listening to I’m Already There by Lonestar on Pandora http://t.co/qHvpI4oS
#pandora #
@Dave98FM What do they taste like? #
RT @OmahaBuckys: Swing by Bucky’s to get your soda stash for the weekend! We have all @Pepsi, products in 12-pack cans just 2 for $8 #
From the @Mavpuck message board. SAVE THE MAVBUS!! http://t.co/OSB0hT0F #
@jennlbaldwin The Circle of Life. #
Tickets to Athens, Greece are $2,268, flight leaves at 12.48. Who’s buying them? #
It’s 10.00 VST, won’t you #dance with me & @Fuchii_Mk #
@sarahbuxton I haven’t called & I don’t think I’ve mentioned you recently. #
@janecepotter So sad. My @Cox_Comm is just fine. Good Morning & Happy #Thursday #
@MaryNelsonOmaha Since you asked. NO! Is that what is going to be popular this year? #
@wtownley Only if you want to. You can still avoid it. I subscribe to all 3(I know shame) news station & Omaha’s FAVORITE daily newspaper. #
@Mavpuck okay, I use tweetdeck(which is part of @twitter) & they weren’t having any of that last night or this morning. #
@OfficialGarrett You aren’t coming to I-80 speedway. #
@Mavpuck Have you tried to post from your phone to the twitter? I couldn’t with the short link in there. #
I already read it on twitter, & @action3news, & fark.com. We ALREADY know, get back to @OMAMorningBlend. #JustSaying #
@Yvonne388 Good, Get me to #TheLaw #
Does anyone have the front page of today’s Omaha World-Herald that they are willing to scan and show me? #
Yes I’m following you ladies @MaryNelsonOmaha @Blenditkay . #
@Yvonne388 What bills did you have to pay? #
Mavs Open WCHA Play vs. Alaska Anchorage. More at OMavs.com. #OMavsHockey Puck drops Friday 19.37. #
@KMTV_DeanneB Good Job Kevin & Julie. #
I must be a Man. RT @inklesstales @Vernon_J_ Nah. Boys like hard-to-get. #
Good Morning 06.00 risers. Have a Terrific #Thursday I’m going to bed. #
@inklesstales that’s NOT a problem. #
Also afraid to say I llike you. @inklesstales: #ThingsWeAllHate “Let’s be friends.” “It’s not you, it’s me” #
@inklesstales I could sympathize, but not in the past 2 quarters. #
@inklesstales I see 8 & 9 pictures of me when I google myself. Yeah #
@Flexbrowne (2 of 2) the ‘when is it a baby’ camp? #
@Flexbrowne Yes, if I got a girl pregnant & she wanted to have an abortion, I would recommend she doesn’t. I guess you are on …(1 or 2) #
@inklesstales OH, yes, it is still 02.00 there. I’ve been up since like 03.00, so it is morning, but I’ll be #napping here soon. #
@karlypants @Flexbrowne If he has the chance to make a baby, he should have an opinion on it. #
@AndreaH22 Congrats. #
Because it is apparently Hammertime http://t.co/EUIPX7YI M.C. Hammer – U Can’t Touch This cc @jamesathomson #
@inklesstales Good Morning Elizabeth #
@jamesathomson Okay, sounds good, but I’m 2 Legit, 2 Legit to #
We are getting another Toyota Team in #NASCAR I hope they make a 2 car effort with @NASCAR47 #
@faydra_deon‘s #QotD concerns #naps at #work http://t.co/RUj2tKcm, yes you wanna answer it. #
@KMTV_DeanneB There was some great stories on today & thanks. #
@jamesathomson Is it HammerTime #
I saw this on the interwebs. Have you ever been so angry you wanted to kick a Rhino, while playing a guitar, & a nu… http://t.co/4RXU4MzH #
A New Jersey Man has sued @wellsfargo, @BofA_News & J.P. Morgan http://t.co/rkXCTq65. I hope this lawsuit goes though. #
What is everyone’s favorite hour between 06.00 & 14.00? #
@vandazhang You are not alone @MichaelJackson #foreveralone #
This is good information. RT @citywiderodeo: Good day, good day 🙂 PTL #
I’ll say what the Omaha Fire Department can’t say. HEY smokers, why don’t you put out your cigarettes? #
@KMTV_DeanneB I do like that Makin’ Hay by Clay Davidson. #
The City of #Memphis is thinking of suing the NBA & the Grizzles. What is Mayor A C Waharton, Jr. thinking? according to @cbsnews #
It’s a quarter after 1 & I Need You Know @ladyantebellum #NowPlaying #
@NancyLewine Is the day over already? #
I’m listening to All We Ever Find by Tim McGraw on Pandora http://t.co/sxJ8Xdqz
#pandora #
Hey @tpm Why don’t you let people comment with Name, e-mail, & website? #
Does @thehermancain Have a problem? http://t.co/4ZhwKgb1 #
@omegar24 Rise & shine, you need a glass of Apple Juice. #
@kylemcelligott Goodnight? We’re just getting started #
Hey @georgelopez When you come to Omaha on Friday 11/04/V3.2, will you stop by & say hi. I can’t make your gig, #OMavsHockey night #
Best wine glass EVER. from @farkmain http://t.co/WpFXgAN5 #
@Fuchii_Mk I’m Swaying Darryl Worley – Awful Beautiful Life #NowPlaying #
@Kellyalfaris @Atomic_Honey NO they are not. I’m glad this guy’s isn’t. #
I’m listening to Put You In A Song by Keith Urban on Pandora http://t.co/CE7N2fsx
#pandora #
#sexting is most annoying tech word, http://t.co/9rIMT71g, what’s #sexting #
Get ready ladies & gentlemen &(children, y’all should be sleep). Ready, Set, Go is on in 45 mins. #
@ChrissKnight That is awesome. #
This question is like twitter, except I only get 50 characters. #
Here are some tips from #Omaha #039;s favorite daily Newspaper. http://t.co/NJ27plR4 #
Okay, I’ve turned the ad blocker off on your domain, what is your procrastination now? #