- It’s two in the morning, you aren’t doing anything else. Phrase of the Week Vol. II Week XXII can be viewed now. http://t.co/Ihq4zBMM #
- @UK_Olympics2012 Thank goodness. #OlympicMovement #
- @ControlledChaos in your neighborhood or in general? #
- @MontrayDavis Did you watch Phrase of the Week? http://t.co/kJk6QTBY #
- The @UNO_Basketball could pay $0 to 2,500 for Ralston e&sc. About $1 per butt in stand. http://t.co/CyD8Dc1h let’s support Omaha’s Team. #
- @djstangl you know(buzz) (buzz) (trying to connect), HANG UP THE PHONE! (Is worthy of our time) #
- @djzeus okay. 28 would be good day. It was 4 here yesterday. #
- Goodnight World, someone loves you? Could the someone be me? Could the you be you? #
- Oh, that little $2,938.00 dress ain’t got nothing. $8,995.00 & it only comes in 1 size. 2. #ThisIsBroken #
- @juleser stop whineying? I just made you some camellia tea. #
- I wonder what this dress does for $2,938.00? http://t.co/rA7zHtjU #
- I’m listening to When A Man Loves A Woman by Percy Sledge on Pandora http://t.co/fp4OUJok
#pandora # - @WaterMelonsRock @LoveLikeWoe13 Really Emma, this is NO laughing matter. I’m cereal #
- @gracenote How was your Monday? #
- @benhemmen Welcome home #
- I’m listening to I’ll Take You There by The Staple Singers on Pandora http://t.co/PIHJm1iI
#pandora # - @WaterMelonsRock okay #
- I’m listening to My Girl by The Temptations on Pandora http://t.co/RLNjjnIu
#pandora # - @djzeus Really? Maxi dresses show that they have respect for themselves!!! I approve of the Maxi Dress #
- @WaterMelonsRock What are you going to be. #
- I’m listening to This by Darius Rucker on Pandora http://t.co/1M7YIZ05
#pandora # - @hpnerdfighter okay, very cool #
- Who wants me to give them @klout today? #
- Flashing #
- @hpnerdfighter okay, is it a kid’s meal? #
- Thanks for following Vernon J on twitter. @FishyFaceDesign @khenney @sqrall @ghostdevil @UT_Science @OmahaReviews @Jetminder #
- @TheAng Make it for dinner tomorrow. #
- @leahtova You must sleep #
- Can I go to the right url, gmail? #
- @hpnerdfighter Di No Mite tots? #
- @jennnewton_ That’s a negative from 681V1 #
- @RitchCassidy I think the FBI’s most wanted should use @forusquare. It’d be easy to catch them. #
- I have to get up & get my own ice cream. GOOD! #
- Okay, this IS a serious problem. Jenni I hope you reported it. http://t.co/SJrwg6Vu #
- #FirstWorldProblems & Everyday annoyances. http://t.co/GSdVX14t One is lol funny. #
- This is why you must stay in school. http://t.co/6gTymZ9E #
- @huskerfrk WITH that kind of thinking you’ll never win.#TooOld to do what? #
- @ModelKayC Nice url #
- What movie are you seeing? #
- @kfc_colonel I will #
- The girl at Urban Outfitters said it was hip, #FirstMistake #
- @BrandiMarieXO I thought that was 20,000 flowers, I was going to get all #jealous #
- Earl I be dang in any more of this will happen on my watch. @2brokegirls_cbs #disco #flashmob #
- We’re in PrimeTime & its the BEST show. Phrase of the Week Vol. II Week XXII can be viewed now. http://t.co/mS52PL07 #
- @programmerman okay, boys are angels, but you already know this. #
- @TheAng okay, glad it wasn’t some guy was yelling FREE MASSAGES & you were like I’ll take that deal. #
- Dear @verizon IF I have a ball of energy, I AM SO trying this. #JustSayin #
- @TheAng Who offered you a free massage? #
- Ted, DON’T click the link @himym_cbs #
- You’re not crazy, you’re #cute #
- @programmerman Will this be your 1st niece or nephew? #
- Details of #NeedYou http://t.co/iRL3Y3bi & @ladyantebellum #
- 1 date, Saturday 03/10/V3.2 RT @ladyantebellum: Dates for the Own The Night 2012 World Tour have been announced! Check http://t.co/MSdgjayc #
- @Kimbalita925 OH, no iTunes for me, guess I can’t play that. #
- @CherryEUC cause its the best way to travel. #
- @katbron No, haven’t been to a chiro, I have a good day, any & every day. #
- @katbron It was good, I haven’t had one of those in forever. #
- @programmerman Who is SIL? #
- @katbron it is good news, how was your day Kathy? #
- @kfc_colonel Thanks for the new Cheesy Bacon Bowl. I haven’t tried it yet, but it probably is good. #
- You can get a #FREE smoke detector at ANY #Omaha fire department station. #
- @chiarraigrrl I didn’t vote for him, I would have liked to see him as Secretary of State though. #
- @chiarraigrrl Yes it is, has veggies & 5 kinds of cheese. #
- @chiarraigrrl No we can’t explain. #
- @chiarraigrrl It is going well. Garfield is a nice cat, I had #lasagna over the weekend. #
- @faydra_deon Keep in mind though, I’m NOT doctor & I don’t play one on the internet. #
- Gov. Schweitzer @BrianSchweitzer of #Montana was playing politics. http://t.co/HaBRgwch It’s a shame he decided to do that. #
- @chiarraigrrl Sure? How was your #Monday #
- @faydra_deon usually not, because the nerve endings aren’t being stimulated. But if someone sees it, they usually scream. #
- It wasn’t that kind of moment, #awkward #
- I’m your blind spot, we’re clear. #
- @woberttodd NOPE just III #
- Just the love of your family, okay me. Phrase of the Week Vol. II Week XXII can be viewed now. http://t.co/mS52PL07 #
- @TheAng Ah, the ole postcard stamps. I got 3 of them. Next time(okay 1st time) I see you. You get a free hug. #
- I’m at The PFZ (Omaha, NE) http://t.co/9JOkrMqA #
- @AshleyLaur It’s a nice purple #
- @nortonbrian Poor Rita #
- @MaverickManiacs & @TheAng each stamp can mail a complete letter. #
- @MaverickManiacs that’s incorrect sir. #
- How many stamps can I get for $1.00? (@ U.S. Post Office) http://t.co/hgVWK292 #
- Time to get some fruit & other stuff. I be #buying (@ No Frills Supermarket) http://t.co/brbEbScl #
- $0.49 rentals on #Sundays (@ Blockbuster) http://t.co/z0Q15pe1 #
- Don’t @foursquare capacity me. All ready got the points for the check-in. #
- That’s a lot of gas, no I didn’t have chili, mmmm chili. #
- Free 2-Liter of delicious @pepsi with purchase of Take & Bake Pizza. (@ Quik Trip) http://t.co/oM3qEFoC #
- About to read a book on my phone, me eReader has an app for that. #Technology #
- @Ask_WellsFargo thanks, it is inbound. #
- @djstangl People don’t lie in hollywood, except ‘based on a true story’ & ‘reality’ pictures. #
- @OmahaRedCross & @SalArmyOmaha are on scene with a house fire in North Omaha. #
- @djstangl It’s filmed in front of a LIVE studio audience. #
- Almost #lunch time. #
- @AmysBodyDecor Have fun! #
- Captain America(2010) is coming out on DVD Tuesday 10/25/V3.2. #
- @Kristin_Uhlig It was good. Glad to see you didn’t hurt yourself when you feel. #
- @NASCAR What is the expected gain in Miles per gallon? #
- @djstangl Would a hard reset get rid of the rooting? #
- Phrase of the Week Vol. II Week XXII can be viewed now. http://t.co/mS52PL07 #
- @leahtova It is good, I missed about 1/2 hour whilst napping. #
- @Jessicaaston Whoo, that explains some stuff. #
- It’s 10.00, time to do a victory #dance #
- RT @Food4Heartland http://t.co/0Czk1OJP #
- @Mike_Johanns is honoring adoptive parents. http://t.co/1qkTBtDu thanks to the parents who adopt. #
- We were together at least once. #Juno #
- That’s TOO funny. The #towbama is up and running #ncpol http://t.co/3H0MxX5B #
- @Jacquedbr Peace #
- I’m already #pregnant what other shenanigans could I get into? #Juno #
- @programmerman Morning #
- @BrandiMarieXO Gross. That’s what we’re made of #
- What time? RT @inklesstales brb #
- Have a safe trip to Chicago @schumatt #
- The @playtex no slip straps are amazing. I actually don’t care. #
- @WaterMelonsRock Phrase of the Week Vol. II Week XXII is uploaded. http://t.co/mS52PL07 #
- @ChrissKnight That is scary. #NOLA #
- Beverly Hills Cop Theme Song http://t.co/BsooCJkV #NowPlaying #
- I think it may be time to turn on the heat in my #Condo #
- @DCsPeoplesChamp Nah, I’ve got TOO much living to do. I hope you do as well. #
- @DCsPeoplesChamp Morning, what more could you want from a Magnificent #Monday #
- @ToyotaEquipment Welcome to #Monday LET’S CELEBRATE cc @SandGripper #
- @KMTV_DeanneB I was watchign the race, it was very scary. #
- @Dean_AdMan_Todd Good Morning fine sir#Monday #
- @Appalachianlass Good Morning & Happy #Monday !!! #
- @AshleyLaur The sun is quite #lazy #
- @Jetminder @michaelbathurst @khenney @FishyFaceDesign @hbiondi @sqrall @ghostdevil Welcome to the Twitter World of Vernon J #
- Stanger Danger #
- Cinnamon Waffles smell so good, just makes me wanna cuddle up with a fork & KNife. #TCOB #
- RT @DCNE911: Road Hazard at 05:54 in the area of i-80/84th st . There is a stalled vehicle on the road. off ramp,right lane /wb traffic #
- If you’re having banana bread raise your hand. #breakfast #
- Advice for all. RT @bentopliss: When suffering with a hangover I don’t recomend doing an image search for raw chicken. Bleurgh. #
- Gas prices may be on the rice, 12.2 cents in the #Omaha metro last week, but #OMetro is still $1.25, & a $0.05 for a transfer. #TooEasy #
- @moodysimon Nice!!! #
- @constancejanae Are you okay, or do you need #MedicalAttention #
- @Action3Matthews Where are you today, I missed you the 1st XX mins of the 1st half hour. #
- @jennekenbeer Good Morning, how is the #breakfast down there? #
- @janeruffino What’s on your #agenda for this #Monday #
- @goodinohio @River_City Nah, the thing that’ll bring them down is the voters going out on Tuesday November … http://t.co/HjZdSXaa #
- @janeruffino Reporting a negative from here. #
- @bellizzima That sounds good. Have fun!!! #
- American Gladiators on Family Matters. #Funny #
- @bellizzima Thanks, I plan on making it a pretty good one in the 681V1. Do you have any big plans? #
- Payton breaks leg in sideline collision. Sweetness, this is a misleading headline. #
- Thanks for following Vernon J on twitter. @Timothy_Hughes @nikhilspatel10 #
- @bellizzima Good Morning & Happy #Monday !!! #
- @Epigamic8458 8 #
- I’m looking forward to seeing CT, Deanne, & Meghan on @action3news Ready, Set, Go! #
- Good Morning & Happy #Monday Pretty fantastic day ahead. (@ The PFZ) http://t.co/2jNCIqiT #
- @vandazhang That’s a little different, usually people are angry inside. #BeYourself #
- @moodysimon Earmuffs & Gloves over here. It is currently 7 – degrees here. Although that is 3 – degrees than it was around noon yesterday. #