Paper Towel Rules

These are a few simple rules for using the paper towels.

A few notes:

I live alone when the something gets empty, I replace it. I don’t have maid(s), wife, girlfriend, mom or dad to do it for me.  I’m a big boy.

  1. If you use the last paper towel, replace with a new roll.

FAQ’s about the Paper Towel Rules:

Can I just put the new roll under the holder, NO!
Can I ask someone else to do it for me, NO!
I don’t know where the new rolls are at, well find them & don’t leave the task until you complete the rules of paper towels.
Do tell everyone these rules.

Quotes from the World for Monday 07/18/V3.2

Spread outward. Crack the round dome. Break through.
Have liberty not as the air within a grave
Or down a well. Breathe freedom, oh, my native,
In the space of horizons that neither love nor hate.

Wallace Stevens
Wallace Stevens (1879–1955), U.S. poet. “Things of August.”

Twitter Updates for 2011-07-18

Oh Monday how I Love Thee

Good Morning & Happy Monday.
Today is Monday 07/18/V3.2 & I Love Monday’s.

It is suppose to be a great day today, that is all I’m hearing.  Case of the Monday’s, no grouchy people today.

Drink lots of DiHydrogen Oxide today, remember water is free.  NO need to pay for it.

The word of the day is canonical which is authorized, recognized, & accepted.

Have a GREAT Magnificent Monday!