So on Saturday 07/02/V3.2 I went to Aksarben Cinema & saw Transformers: Dark Side of the Moon.
It is part III in the Transformers, Michael Bay project. If you haven’t heard of it, I guess you are doing just fine. After all you are reading The Official Blog of Vernon J. Can’t go wrong there, I like you.
So it starts off by NOT explaining how MegaTron gets out of the ocean after being placed there.
Well if you haven’t seen the trailer you’ll have no clue what I’m talking about. You know that a ‘Transformer’ has landed on the moon. Well Sentinel Prime has left Cybertron & his plane is hit and crashes onto the moon. Well apparently the mission(s) to the moon was a cover-up to explore the crash. That would explain why NASA has wasted billions of our tax dollars.
Well Sentinel Prime was transporting pillars that could transport non-humans across great distances. Well Sentinel had struck a deal with Megatron to transport Cybertron within the distance of earth to save the planet & ensalve earthlings. Well this is bad, cause we aren’t taking that, laying down.
The United States of America has made an agreement with the Autobots to protect the world. Well once Sentinel Prime comes back he threatens the U.S. government & they kick the Autobots off the planet. Yet the autobots are sneaky, & don’t actually leave earth. Although it appears they were destroyed in the space shuttle.
Yes the humans & autobots kick butt & save the planet again. Sam makes out with the hot girl. The future is safe for now.
If you wanna go see the movie you should.
Oh, by the way. This review contains spoilers. Ah-Ha-Ha.