Its Midnight, & YOU’RE CALLING?

A. You aren’t in jail, what WERE you thinking?

B. It’s midnight, what WERE you thinking?

C. I ain’t in love with you, what WERE you thinking?

D. It’s midnight, what WERE you thinking?

E. You aren’t in the hospital, what WERE you thinking?

F. It’s midnight, what WERE you thinking?

G. This isn’t one of those infamous calls, what WERE you thinking?

H. It’s midnight, what WERE you thinking?

I. We hadn’t previously discussed hanging out, what WERE you thinking?

YOU DO NOT CALL PEOPLE AT MIDNIGHT, unless A, C, E, or G are true.  People like me are sleeping. You called to reschedule an appointment, that could’ve waited until 07:00 to 21:00, normal Vernon J hours.