College Graduation

I just registered for Graduation from University of Nebraska at Omaha!

December 17, 2010 at the Civic Center Qwest Center Omaha, They need the big stage for this one.

Welcome to the Party

A New Tradition

With the Obama Democrats running our country into the ground, politics could use a little levity.  To help in this regard, as a regular Friday feature I’m going to share with you one of the (many) political jokes I have received in recent days.  I you have ones that are clean and worthy of consideration, send them my way.

Today’s fable:

I recently asked my friends’ little girl what she wanted to be when she grows up… She said she wanted to be President some day. Both of her parents, liberal Democrats, were standing there, so I asked her, ‘If you were President what would be the first thing you would do? ‘

She replied, ‘I’d give food and houses to all the homeless people.’

Her parents beamed with pride.

‘Wow…what a worthy goal.’ I told her, ‘But you don’t have to wait until you’re President to do that. You can come over to my house and mow the lawn, pull weeds, and sweep my yard, and I’ll pay you $50… Then I’ll take you over to the grocery store where the homeless guy hangs out, and you can give him the $50 to use toward food and a new house. ‘ Continue reading “Welcome to the Party”

Wanna go out for a Urea

Urea, a chemical found in your pee, is added to cigarettes to enhance flavor. Of course, it can be artificially synthesized as well. It’s colorless and odorless, unless mixed with water. Then it has a very strong odor. Urea can also be used in fertilizer, various plastics, animal feed, adhesives used to make plywood, and an explosive (known as urea nitrate). Urea is sometimes used in car and truck engines to reduce pollutants from exhaust. It’s an ingredient in Nair, the hair remover, and can be used for de-icing and resurfacing snowboards, and as a fire-proofing agent. It can also be found in teeth whitener, dish soap, yeast, and textile dyes. (source) – OMG Facts – Your Mind. Blown.

Kate Beckensale is Back

“Underworld” It’s official: Kate Beckinsale is returning to the world of vampires and werewolves, closing a deal to reprise her role as vampire heroine Selene in Screen Gems and Lakeshore Entertainment’s fourth installment of the “Underworld” movie series.

A search for a director is currently under way, as well as an actress to portray Selene’s daughter. Continue reading “Kate Beckensale is Back”

Happy #FNP

Today is the Friday 09/24/v3.1!

The last FNP of September 2010!!

Today I had some wonderful Wii Fit Plus Activity, Click this link to read all about it on that there twitter buiness.

I don’t want my FNP to be too loud as it’s only 5:31 VST.  But its hard when there’s a day like today.

I’ll be going to my 2nd home today.

Then I’m gonna hang out along the 72nd corridor.

Then its on to UNO to cheer on Omaha’s Team in Volleyball, you can buy tickets here, $7 for a ticket that’s cheper than a movie.