Fail

YOU ARE NOT the friend request I was expecting.

New York’s in the House

Someone from New York text me today.

A. We can guess how she got my number(google it)
B. She said it was a mistake
C. She has at some point saved my number.

Vernon J is da man

Seriously ‘HILARIOUS’

This is some funny stuff.

I went to the Greater Omaha Young Professionals Purely-Social Style Your Sole Party on Thursday 02/18/V3.0

I get home and find a name tag on my elbow.

I then twitter about it. So my buddy Dan H. is sitting next to this lady at the cupcake event.

I also took a picture of a reflection!

Never Thought

I NEVER thought how I would want to be introduced on Sunday.

Here’s Vernon J

my co-worker said to get a band

Do I?

Do I need to get dressed – NO
Would ya’ll appreciate it – Maybe

Hello

Today is Thursday 02/18/V3.0

Well I made a Pineapple Upside Down Cake last night. Me & my co-workers thought we smelled one. So I came home and solved ‘the problem’ that’s why calling me a problem solver isn’t wrong.

Today is my last day of work for the week.

Well that’s all for now.

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