Twitter List

A Daily Digest of my tweets

  • My #Monday has started. I LOVE Mondays. #
  • I’m at Food Bank For the Heartland (6824 J St, Omaha). 4sq.com/7xw8V #
  • Guess who doesn’t have any? RT @bonitapattinson: #boyfriendmaterial NO COMPLICATED ISSUES WITH EXGF. YUCk! #
  • RT @TheReaderOmaha: Throw somebody a surprise party for an unorthodox occasion. (example: you got a new car, SURPRISE) #ideaoftheweek #
  • It’s okay, you’ll have a date. #ValentinesDay RT @Fabish: Valentines Day is trending! Rub it in why dont you, Sob sob sob! #
  • Dear Twitter Vernon J still needs a date for #Valentine’sDay.
    #Omaha #
  • @jboetcher I enjoy getting around myself. Are you ready #Valentine’sDay? SIX DAYS AWAY!! #
  • 181.FM has a #Valentine’sDay station. YES!!! www.181.fm/stream/asx/181-heart #
  • RT @streetsblog: One Republican Congressman vows that the GOP will come to the table on a new transpo bill bit.ly/cZnQMd #
  • Where’s the pics of #beastilty RT @AshleyLaur: Im a BEAST at assembling new vacuums!!!!! #
  • RT @LIVEUNITEDOmaha: Sign up for the Heartland Walk for Warmth, February 26th, &
    help those who can’t afford it stay… bit.ly/9Ima1V #
  • She’s closer, but I know you better. RT @Fabish: RT @eonline Jessica Alba Just Wants a Valentine’s Day Date! bit.ly/aBkqTZ #
  • @Fabish What the ladies married & can’t get a date. #husband fail #
  • Porn star music, REALLY? #dumbringtones #
  • It’s easier to convert than replace. RT @OmahaBikes: I like this idea: bit.ly/cREK6y #
  • Hello @halfthecarbs You are go for Vernon J. #iliveinOmaha #
  • Are you having a problem in South Central Las Vegas. Well call the S.C. Area Command at 702-828-8272 @JanecePotter #
  • Really, 15.5 for that piece of crap. RT @BreakingNews: Chinese-born spy gets 15-1/2 years in prison for collecting U.S. space shuttle inform #
  • @controlledchaos Nice Plug. midget hockey > Superbowl(any of em). Much less The Big Game whne NHL is in action #
  • RT @Miranda_Lambert: A little hurt is a good thing because it makes the happy days even better. #
  • @ControlledChaos BAD!! Cassandra for not buying a s
    hovel #
  • @wildbell I think you are the master of finding food at your office #
  • @gonesarcastic Good Job #
  • @Fabish Are you sure they will last two nights? #
  • @diabetesdaily NO, I was the 4th fan. Do I get a price? #
  • Sweet, I can’t wait till year-round school RT @KETV: OPS: High school kids will lose day-off on March 5th, and have to stay at school 15-min #
  • R
    T @JeffFortenberry: Met an extraordinary person today: Dena Yllescas, now of Lincoln, is the widow of Army Cpt. Rob… bit.ly/ciGjdy #
  • I’m at Petsmart (72nd & Jones, Omaha). 4sq.com/9fJFGk #
  • I just became the mayor of Sports Authority on @foursquare! 4sq.com/6BVzAM #
  • Weight bench looking. (@ Sports Authority) 4sq.com/6BVzAM #
  • I’m at Vernon’s Condo (422 N. 40th St. Omaha, Ne 68131, 40th & Cass, Omaha). 4sq.com/1h5zyY #
  • Opening my 1st Red Heart of the Season. Got it from ‘a #Valentine’ hehe @NNancy1964 #
  • @scottredd Ike & Tina Turner #MusicMonday been on my mind all day #
  • I just became the mayor of Red Cross Midtown on @foursquare! 4sq.com/5uz742 #
  • Doing my part to KEEP the USA STRONG (@ Red Cross Midtown) 4sq.com/5uz742 #
  • My #bloodpressure is 100/70. Pump That. #
  • Thanks & Sweet RT @diabetesdaily: Announcing @Vernon_Joseph as our Facebook Fan of the Day! 😉 #
  • @ControlledChaos that is good. What’s going on tonight? #
  • It’s couples week on @WheelofFortune #Valentine’sDay #
  • Dinnertime T- 900 Secs (@ Vernon’s Condo) 4sq.com/1h5zyY #
  • @ControlledChaos Leaisure or pleassure? #
  • Duck vs Rabbit #HIMYM It’s ON!! I’m with the Rabbit bc Ducks will kill you. #
  • @AshleyMonroe on my way # i>
  • @ControlledChaos ok #
  • @JanecePotter Bring me one #
  • I uploaded a YouTube video — I love it youtu.be/vIci8KUXbVo?a #
  • Suck it blue oval. #Toyota has a better we made a mistake commercial #
  • I posted 4 photos on Facebook in the album “Events” bit.ly/cu2S2z #
  • I saw the tweet last night @gonesarcastic & #tBBT #
  • @danholke I’m confused I thought #football season was over. I was happy, now I’m kinda sad. #valentinesday > football. therefore I’m happy #
  • That didn’t take that long. #JustDoIt #
  • @DCsPeoplesChamp @wulanweki @ncrediful Goodnight All. Tomorrow I’ll wakeup & #Valentine’sDay will be 5 days away. YEAH #
  • @wulanweki I don’t have one yet. #Valentine’sDay #
  • Early start to #TopFreeTuesday

    My name is Vernon J & I approved this text. #

  • Free Breakfast at #Denny’s today #
  • @harmonyjoyyy That must be fun, I’ll talk to my the people I #work with. Although it would be a long lunch. #
  • UH OH, it’s -19 degrees Celsius #
  • @harmonyjoyyy Denny’s is also more of a after the bar closing event. #
  • @boogeyyeahhs Keep rolling on. How is your day going so far? #
  • @Fabish Good Day. Happy #Tuesday #
  • @scottredd twitpic.com/127ioc – I’m not a doctor, Your Systolic was higher, Diastolic was lower. I had a 66 pulse. After ‘careful’ #
  • I uploaded a YouTube video — Phrase of the Day Vol 1. Day 205 youtu.be/uXa8bztnl7w?a #
  • @ScottRedd Good Morning #
  • @CraigyFerg You said you would only follow Dave, Local News, or Ham. I don’t think you should follow @mythbusters unless you follow me. #
  • I just quacked like a duck, #idky #

Vernon J
422 N. 40th St.
Omaha, NE 68131
402-516-4401