Get Out

I need to go to the Mall to get a 2010 Happy Bunny Calendar or at least check to see if the place has one.

Eat Breakfast, Shower, Head out that way.

I’ve already started my 2010 Resolution for Birthday Presents.

Twitter List

A Daily Digest of my tweets

  • Doing #pilates #
  • @faydra_deon I am pretty good, ready to roll #
  • @faydra_deon What do you have on your agenda for today? #
  • @faydra_deon Aye, the famous #nap that alludes most adults. I was going to take one about an hour ago, but I figured I would just stay up #
  • @lisaflowers54 Good Morning #
  • @lisaflowers54 YEs, Well I don’t wanna jump ahead on a Satur
    day, Wed or Thur I can jum to Friday. #
  • Salt ‘N Pepa – Push It #nowlistening #
  • @WTownley Basketball at Sapp Fieldhouse #
  • It’s #H-Time #
  • Do you know how #sexy spinning a wash cloth is? #
  • RT @omahapolitics: Please RT Know of a pothole or other street issue? Notify City Street Maintenance Dept.: 444-4919 – bit.ly/g31Hn #
  • @Fabish I’m not. Going to a couple #basketball games this afternoon. #
  • Taking the trash out #
  • Heading to @UNOmaha for today’s #basketball games. GO #Omaha’s Team. #
  • I’m at Lee and Helene Sapp Fieldhouse (Northeast Douglas County, Omaha). 4sq.com/3cNWk5 #
  • Bubblegum run (@ Family Dollar) 4sq.com/vPkZx #
  • I’m at No Frills (820 N Saddle Creek Rd, At California St., Omaha). 4sq.com/413frD #
  • I upset the girl at No Frills 🙁 SO SAD!!!! #
  • RT @omavs: T
    he Mavericks beat Missouri Western State 82-62. Join us next week at 3:30 as the Maverick men take one … bit.ly/8yEqli #
  • @ishlepup the self service machine was out of cash, there were signs, I went for cash back. She was hot very #unprofessional. BUT lol 4 me #
  • These new #sweatpants better fit #
  • @ishlepup Yeah, it was my error, but she was just funny #
  • YUP, my kitchen. RT @Jennyfox42: Anyone know of a GREAT spot for some homemade soup in Omaha? #
  • I need Cream of Celery Soup – STAT
    ! You’ll get to eat what I make #Omaha #Free #Dinner #
  • SWEET, GO Mavs. Let’s make this an #undefeated day. @OMavs RT @Mavpuck: Mavs lead 1-0 at the end of one! #
  • I haven’t called @PizzaHut in at list a year #
  • Enjoy your Banana Pepper RT @TGotDamP: Pizza Hut don’t deliver out here so PAPA gonna have to do the trick #
  • It looks like it’s me & 4 hours of @LIFETIMEtv, 2 new #premiere movies tonight. #
  • @TGotDamP Yeah, I ordered the Meat Lovers NO DEAD Cow, with Onions & Half Pineapple #
  • Saints aren’t supposed to cheat, I think they’ve been holding alot. #totally just made up crap. RT @Mavpuck: Saints tie it up. 1-1! #
  • Seriously, I’m too big to take a picture of me sitting down #
  • RT @seftali: RT @postsecret "Todays date is 01022010 the same forwards and backwards! (A palindrome)" #
  • @seftali I hope you don’t mind but I RT your RT. Have a Great #Saturday Night #
  • Look at my sweat pants, & ONLY my sweatpants. – yfrog.com/4fcoegj #
  • OH, YEAH!!!! RT @Mavpuck: UNO power play goal! Mavs lead 2-1
    . #
  • okay, it wasn’t an hour(so 1 point), no cell phone for a #delivery person(-39.99 points), forgot my Dr. Pepper (-386 points) @pizzahut #
  • @brandi_herring What happened? #
  • RT @Mavpuck: Tied 2-2 at the end of OT! shootout 2 follow. #
  • RT @Mavpuck: Mavs win!!! #
  • @janecepotter Have fun down in #Lincoln, I know it’s your old stomping grown, but you’ve been to The Big Time now #Omaha, so you’ve changed #
  • That’s fuel for the BS Fire. How’s
    your Saturday going lady? RT @Simply_Me_93: @blakeshelton are you good at POKER? #
  • My #Sweatpants have pockets #
  • More booze will solve that. RT @Fabish: I have the hiccups #
  • @Chrissie_ Is that a big #Birthday? #
  • @Chrissie_ okay. How’s your day so far? #
  • @chrissie_ I did, my favorite Sports Organization went undefeated today. I so the commercial for bit.ly/5LRT5Q – Slap Chop, too funny #
  • RT @postsecret: Is the new retweet button working right? postsecret.com Secrets will be posted at 12:10 AM EST. #
  • There’s a #balloon in my bed. Goodnight #
  • I uploaded a YouTube video — Phrase of the Day Vol 1. Day 167 youtu.be/iQWe_SjiyxM?a #

Vernon J
422 N. 40th St.
Omaha, NE 68131
402-516-4401

First Picture


First Picture First Picture

This is my 1st picture of 2010, taken by accident. I still looking good in 2010.



Here is my 1st picture of 2010, there are two more pictures here

Twitter List

A Daily Digest of my tweets

  • @wildbell How did the picture turn out? #
  • NBC has said @foursquare is the 2010(Two Thousand Ten) Social #Networking tool of the year #
  • @OmahaDriver Yeah usually I don’t want to be part of the ‘it thing’ they change. But I was doing it before it was ‘it’ Happy New Year Dana. #
  • RT @UNO_Basketball: Make sure to come out tomorrow afternoon and watch your Mavs take on the Griffons from MW @ 3:30 bit.ly/5VcjHu #
  • @Simply_Me_93 Good Morning, Nothing for me either. Happy Friday #
  • Cleaning up my Phone Database. Just pictures, the contact #delete of #2010 isn’t here. #
  • Backing up my photos, Start 07/11/V3.0 till the disk is full #
  • Social Network Friends Suggest, DENIED!! #
  • @ControlledChaos Do(did) they have any good magazines? #
  • Someone give me a date from 08/18/09 thru 12/31/2009. I’m gonna pick the 1st picture of that day #
  • Thinking about ordering Letterhead #
  • Who will be in my 1st photo of #
    2010. #
  • @NaturalPetFoods Good Thing you don’t need to turn. Tournament of #Rose Parade #
  • I’m at legends #
  • I’m at Vernon’s Condo (422 N. 40th St. Omaha, Ne 68131, 40th & Cass, Omaha). 4sq.com/1h5zyY #
  • Watching the #NHL Winter Classic #
  • @wildbell Thanks for the pictures. #
  • @OmahaHomeless #FollowFriday @TheRealDeal85 @sofiajon @joshzurn @BreadWinnerYuk @lo
    247 @GlambertObsess @bellizzima @neckLine @crimsonkiss51 #
  • @omavs UNO/Denver hockey on Fox Sports Rocky Mountain tonight at 8:30 p.m. CT. Check w/your cable or satellite provider for availability. #
  • It’s at 8:35 p.m. RT @jboetcher: @Mavpuck. What time is the game with DU today? #
  • SURPRISE, Boston Bruins come thru in the #NHL Winter Classic #
  • It must be an honor for those children to annouce the USA Hockey Team. America is #1 #
  • Had the Hot Wingy Chicken Thingy. (@ Legend’s Patio Grill & Bar) 4sq.com/5qFlvj #
  • We need to work on our #depression commercials. They should be happier. #
  • @nonicam twitpic.com/w9ryl – The brunette looks better. #
  • #10YearsAgo (05/20/2000) I looked like this. yfrog.com/1y6vkkj #
  • debating what’s for #dinner #
  • Watching The #Break Up & Eating Dinner #
  • RNice T @SARAkurowski13: i just had a cookie monster cupake(: hahahaha #
  • Did they
    put my picture up again? RT @Simply_Me_93: Go to Google. Hit "I’m feeling lucky" button, don’t type anything in the search box. #
  • Okay. The #Biggest Loser was a repeat of the season finale. #
  • The #Nutty Professor or #Management #
  • Watching #Management on @LIFETIMEtv, recording The #Nutty Professor on @TbsVeryFunny. Will watch after washing the #dishes. Ah, love my #pvr #
  • After having #sex what is awkward? #quotes from movies – Management on @LIFETIMEtv #
  • @Simply_Me_93 Yeah, I know, but it’s worth a shot #
  • Let’s GO Omaha’s Team, we are not pirates btw @DenverU RT @omavs: The puck has dropped in Denver. Let’s go Mavericks! bit.ly/70Pmz5 #
  • RT @omavs: Denver takes the early lead on the Mavs in the 1st period. 16 minutes left in the 1st period. bit.ly/6iO7TD #
  • Tell your boss that Vernon J of America said you don’t have to work today, & he can call me. RT @chrissie_: dont wanna work nooooooooooo. #
  • Ryes it is T @chrissie_: An airline was diverted cos of a ‘suspicious item’ and it tuned out just to be a christmas ornament. #fail #
  • Did you do it yet, because we can do it cross #
    Omaha RT @danholke: leaving 09 behind … I forgot to do the Hokey Pokey on New Year’s Eve. #
  • Dishes, Jason Aldean – Amarillo Sky #nowplaying #
  • @ControlledChaos I also bet they charged you more than $29.95? #
  • I guess since I have a longer day tomorrow it’s that time #
  • I uploaded a YouTube video — Phrase of the Day Vol 1. Day 166 youtu.be/iHHKH1inS_Y?a #

Vernon J
422 N. 40th St.
Omaha, NE 68131
402-516-4401

Twitter List

A Daily Digest of my tweets

  • @chrissie_ twitpic.com/w0oua – Looks, Good, have fun. #
  • @Chrissi_ I will have 17 hours. Let me know how #2010 is. #
  • A good night of #sleep was had by Vernon J last night. Fingers crossed about my #NYE #
  • Happy New Year @Chrissie_ #
  • I’m at Food Bank For the Heartland (6824 J St, Omaha). 4sq.com/7xw8V #
  • @JanecePotter What is Tuaca, What are you doing tonight? #
  • I was thinking of doing that. RT @midtowncrossing: Word on the street is @TheGloLounge is having a sick party tonight. #
  • NO Thanks. RT @jimsuttle: Join me tonight in the Gene Leahy Mall for the FNB’s New Year’s Eve fireworks @ 7 p.m. And have a safe New Year! #
  • RT @NEGOP: Last night Nelson said he listened to Nebraskans, let’s hope he’s listening now. #givebentheboot www.givebentheboot.com #
  • Snack Time, #Apple v #
  • I’m going outside, so it should be warm in no time. I’m #hot RT @Miranda_Lambert: Ok I’m ready for spring now. Thank you #
  • Goodnig
    ht Chrissie RT @chrissie_: i wish it was NYE every night.. gnite! #
  • @TheReaderOmaha Don’t worry, you can RT me later #
  • When are they going to announce the winners of the Guilty Pleasure results, Can’t have lost to that show. RT @Wipeout: HAPPY NEW YEAR!!! #
  • I wishedyou stay* #
  • Following the @OMavs basketball game online at www.omavs.com/livestats. 4:30 in the 1st Omaha’s Team is trailing by 8. GO Mavs!! #
  • @becgueule NOT GOOD, What happens in the parking garage should stay in the parking garage, Was it feminine?
    #
  • @ControlledChaos Still the tire situation? #
  • That’s Funny RT @WhitRviator: Im so sick of stupid chase bank if they give me anymore problems ima jump over the counter and stab that lady #
  • OH, YEAH. Let’s do this. RT @Fabish: And so it starts, little red dress, vodka and good tunes #
  • What is happening there? RT @madiiiiison7: i think im going to American airlines center tonight 🙂 #
  • @ControlledChaos Good Ole Metro #
  • I predict thi
    s is a stupid law. RT @ControlledChaos: Predicting the future is for capital punishment in Saudi Arabia: bit.ly/68V31y #
  • Someone has no respect. RT @ControlledChaos: Convicted and served time for bribery and racketeering, yet still seeking bit.ly/84xYex #
  • RT @OmahaCyclist: Resolve to ride your bike to work at least once a week in 2010. You can take an extra clothing and towel the day before. #
  • RT @scottredd: Dumb three car wreck snarling traffic SB on Saddle Creek at the carwash S of Farnam. Avoid.#hi_Omaha #Omaha #
  • Reviewing #Movies at #work, they aren’t doing so good #
  • Homebound. #
  • Appears to be an accident on 72nd & Cass. Slow going eastbound on Cass. #Omaha #
  • *****CORRECTION******

    Just rush hour :-/ I don’t know why it was like that. #

  • About to open my NEW #business cards. GoodBye Davis. #
  • I’m at Vernon’s Condo (422 N. 40th St. Omaha, Ne 68131, 40th & Cass, Omaha). 4sq.com/1h5zyY #
  • Seeing how I got my last paycheck, I can start doing my taxes, 2 more pieces of paper to go, & hear I come 1040A #
  • RT @me: About to open my NEW #business cards. GoodBye Davis. yfrog.com/37zvecj #
  • @omahapolice does *55 work with all cell phone carries. Dial *55 if you see a dr
    unk driver #
  • @IAMJESUSDIAZ hello #
  • I’m gonna give it a shotRT @SARAkurowski13: Listening to Boys like girls wiff Breanna:) #
  • I didn’t know you had a fan page, I’m a fan now. RT @iliveinomaha: Great fireworks First National! Thanks! #fb #
  • @AshleyLaur Have fun tonight, & be dangerous. #NYE #
  • I was in #Kalamazoo #10yearsago I was the Vernon that some of ya’ll know. But I was on my way there. #
  • @
    EricaMelody
    There is one down the street Erica, want me to send you some Monday? #
  • @simply_me93 I didn’t get to throw that out there. Have fun tonight #
  • @Simply_Me_93 I didn’t get to throw that out there. Have fun tonight #
  • @SARAKurowski13 I think Jody #Foster is not even though she doesn’t like people like me. #
  • I don’t really like ‘You Know Me Better’ by Roisin Murphy #nowplaying BUT I do like being able to search when I hear a lyric good #internet #
  • Have f
    un out there. Be YOU. RT @Becguele: Playing with my food (@ Melting Pot) 4sq.com/8cg9Q2 #
  • I was afraid I had miss placed my ‘ice cold’ water on tonight #
  • dancing is a #workout #
  • I will not go out of 2009 without a bank, or at least wearing a suit jacket #
  • he, he. #
  • @twitter this isn’t your 1st #NYE get under capacity #
  • Leaving, my home #
  • I just unlocked the "Don’t Stop Be
    lievin’" badge on @foursquare! 4sq.com/6AawxQ #
  • Celebrating New Years Eve (@ Crescent Moon Ale House) 4sq.com/3dGY49 #
  • I resolve NOT to wear a shirt dress in 2010 #NYR #
  • I uploaded a YouTube video — Dancing 12/31/V3.0 youtu.be/OxemVqnH-xU?a #
  • Watching Travis #Pastrana’s There’s some free publicity. #
  • #NYE #Fail #
  • That’s why I couldn’t see him. #< /a>
  • I’m at Glo Lounge (3201 Farnam St, Omaha). 4sq.com/4YKHxj #
  • That #outfit don’t work for you. #
  • Dear @glolounge youe #DJ could be better tonight. #NYE #
  • I didn’t know @ColbieCallet Played Guitiar #
  • The guy that sceesmed out the car window ‘YOU LOOK LIKE A #SLUT’ is awesome. She did. #
  • I’m at Vernon’s Condo (422 N. 40th St. Omaha, Ne 68131, 40th & Cass, Omaha). 4sq.com/1h5zyY #
  • I deleted my mobile @twitter usage, #oops #
  • I made a boo-boo, & NO I didn’t profess my love directly to her. bit.ly/6jy2l1 #
  • Wow, I saw my 1st NOT GOOD @FACEBOOK profile picture. bit.ly/8B2Q2W Kali Bacon(um, bacon) You’ll never leave this one down. #
  • Let’s do this Ashley RT @AshleyLaur: Woooooo hapy 2010!!! hope uall are havin funnn rite NOW!!! #
  • My OFFICIAL New Year’s Resolution Vernon-J.livejournal.com/1071172.html #
  • @ControlledChaos What is your Resolution? #
  • @YouTube apparently wasn’t ready for 2010, my Phrase of the Day was recorded today. #01/01/2010 #
  • @ncrediful I AM not drunk, now what do you have to @confess? #
  • @kennyburns twitpic.com/w6f8i – That’s very week young gun. #
  • I uploaded a YouTube video — Phrase of the Day Vol 1. Day 165 youtu.be/6KD4GmjYf6g?a #
  • @wulanweki @ncrediful @djzeus It’s #Bedtime, I wish everyone a Orang
    e 2010 @Simply_Me_93 @EricaMelody @IAMJESUSDIAZ @ControlledChaos #
  • @ControlledChaos okay, well I like you the way you are. Except for the fact that you have 10 toes #
  • I’m putting a bottle of wayer by the bed. #

Vernon J
422 N. 40th St.
Omaha, NE 68131
402-516-4401

New Year’s Resolution

 We the people who know Vernon J, in order to form a more perfect Vernon, establish justice, insure domestic tranquility, provide for the common defense, promote the general welfare, and secure the blessings of liberty to ourselves and our posterity, do ordain and establish this resolution of 2010 CE….

What are your New Year’s Resolution?

Vernon’s:

Vernon Resolve to Gain 5 pounds.
Vernon Resolve to have no overdraft fees & have a stable financial year.