Twitter List

A Daily Digest of my tweets

  • Getting #dressed is SO Overated #
  • @lisaflowers54 will your car be impounded till you get it fixed? #
  • Getting ready to leave. See you tonight 🙂 (@ Vernon’s Condo) 4sq.com/1h5zyY #
  • @ScottRedd sound like a good song. Happy #Wednesday #
  • My day has started. Howdy, #Omaha. Thanks for following. #
  • I’m at University of Nebraska Medical Center (600 South 42nd Street, Omaha). 4sq.com/7TDVzY #
  • I’m at Crossroads Mall (7400 Dodge Street, Omaha). 4sq.com/17MNAL #
  • Good Day to work (@ Food Bank For the Heartland) 4sq.com/7xw8V #
  • Good Morning Scott Stewart, have a wonderful day 🙂 bit.ly/bV6p5W #
  • OH, Yeah! RT @TheLoveStories: “A truly strong person does not need the approval of others any more than a lion needs the approval of sheep.” #
  • YEAH, I have friends who will be happy RT @OWHnews: Let the pothole war begin – Omaha’s pothole crews are now using h… ow.ly/16qUvs #
  • RT @Food4Heartland: Lose weight while helping to feed those who are hungry in your community by taking the Pound for . www.pfpchallenge.com #
  • WWJD He Probably wouldn’t complain about a parking spot, & I know he doesn’t twitter. #ifitexists. #
  • @ControlledChaos Good Morning, what’s on your #Agenda today? #
  • My Teres Minor & Teres Major Muscles are sore. Thanks to my #workout from yesterday. Let’s DO IT! #
  • RT @OPPDCares: Help others in need by participating in the Heartland Walk for Warmth Feb 26th 6PM Sign up now! ow.ly/10c3J #
  • @mw55 twitpic.com/100gmi – He grows em like I do. I do like those header pipes though. #
  • RT @occp: You can report graffiti online at the mayor’s hotline, calling 444-5555, or send a tweet to @ReportGrafOmaha #
  • I hope he talks about doing, and not hope. RT @Jennyfox42: Not to mention… President Obama will give his "State of the Union" speech toni #
  • I just almost got orange juice in my eye #
  • @chrissie_ Now that I think about it, it’s very true #
  • I have #bubblewrap. 50.002 years old today #
  • & the jokes have started, good 1 RT @danholke: Yeah, but it’s flame-retardant … uh-huh-huh. RT @mg: Wait a second…no GPS? Really? #iPad #
  • That’s a good song. RT @_EeE_: #nowplaying Juicy – Notorious B.I.G #
  • @Fabish Good Evening, using his time wisely #
  • @KETV twitpic.com/101dh3 – Good Job Fire Fighters. #
  • I have three twitter accounts, someone replied @ so I don’t know, can’t find it #
  • okay, I’m joining the fun #iTampon #
  • RT @Sara_Valor: How To Write Love Letters twittley.com/r/alrxkgocbiuc #Valentines Day #
  • Vernon 3.0 & Beyond may not love you, (pretty sure I don’t, YET). Nonetheless here is another chapter in… bit.ly/cdVCHO #
  • @scottredd that hash mark made me slap my forehead #
  • If you don’t use your #ipad till Late March you are going to be iPregnant . #joke of the day now #stfu #
  • @denisealexia Thanks 🙂 How is your Wednesday going? #
  • @unomavmania I love the helmet, Uncle Sam is bad #
  • @gonesarcastic It’s becasue she’s awhoea, YES I have no clue what ahora is #
  • @ControlledChaos thanks :-). What’s for lunchish? #
  • @ControlledChaos well 2/3rd sounds good. #
  • @ControlledChaos the beef on the sandw
    ich. NO beef for this temple #
  • @ControlledChaos I wouldn’t care if it was IRoastBeef I wtill wouldn’t eat it #
  • @danholke Are you okay? #
  • @danholke okay good #
  • I left my mug at #work. Backup Mug for #Thursday #
  • I’m at Liv Lounge (2279 S 67th St, at Center St, Omaha). 4sq.com/7r2koX #
  • I’m at Vernon’s Condo (422 N. 40th St. Omaha, Ne 68131, 40th & Cass, Omaha)
    . 4sq.com/1h5zyY #
  • 3 tries #
  • James Otto – Susnset Man #nowplaying @JamesOtto #
  • @Liberiangyal NO, I would be happy they thought enough to give me a card on my #Birthday #
  • What if it read, this is my ass? RT @no_regrets93: #NowTHATSghetto whan you wear pants with words on the ass! #
  • True on so many levels RT @bellizzima: Although I May Try To Describe LoVe When I Experience It I Am Speechless. ~Rumi #
  • @blake
    shelton
    this is the 2nd time you debated watching Say Yes to the Dress, The lady doth protest too much, methinks. #
  • @gonesarcastic oh my Buddy. Enjoy the rest of the night. #
  • I’ll have to check it out soon. Have fun Sara, be #dangerous RT @saradavidson: is at @GoodnightsOmaha for it’s opening party! #fb #
  • @wildbell I think iMaxiPad is gonna give you a good nights sleep even if you toss and turn #
  • @ladyantebellum Need You Now #nowplaying The new album was released 01/26/V3.0 hope it does well. #
  • @twitter I hope you add #Omaha to your list of cities that have trending. @ILiveinOmaha and want to know what’s happening in my town. #
  • Win a free round from @goodnightsomaha by visiting goodnightsomaha.com and signing up for their mailing list. #
  • @ScottRedd William Jefferson Blythe III can’t run again. #
  • @DeathlyPreSENCE Well I hope your day gets betetr #
  • No one cares if your lock your door, because the keys are still in the lock. #
  • @ocean_rebecca Good Morning Rebecca. You sent me a dm, what’s up? #
  • He is a sweetie, I would’ve done the same. RT @Miranda_Lambert: And the best part… I could see blake standing inside the front door watchi #
  • Now back to bed #
  • I uploaded a YouTube video — Phrase of the Day Vol 1. Day 192 youtu.be/JaIO1l441sg?a #
  • ah, water.

    My name is Vernon J & I approved this text. #

  • Apparently it’s 6-degrees outdoors in #Omaha. Well Bring it On, cause I’m going out there!!! #

Vernon J
422 N. 40th St.
Omaha, NE 68131
402-516-4401

Okay,

Contacts are coming out, Brushing my Teeth. Than it’s bedtime.

Wow

I could use a nap right now, but I’m gonna iron & prepare for bed. 21:00 I’ll be there.

He is Change

He changes the release date of reports, when I posted this blog on 01/26/V3.0 the report was scheduled to be released on Friday 1/29/V3.0  As of today it is scheduled to be released in February.

Just Wrong

Just a couple things

  • A. I don’t drive
  • B. There is a femyle in this picture
  • C. I currently pay $1.64 for my daily transportation needs(EVERYTHING, insurance, gas, tire, oil changes etc)

 

Twitter List

A Daily Digest of my tweets

  • Will today be GREAT?

    My name is Vernon J & I approved this text. #

  • Bye, Bye. Hello stupid #clothes #
  • y, YES that is a Banana in my pocket, it’s cold outside. Of course Vernon 3.0 & Beyond is happy to see you. bit.ly/4AvONP #
  • I uploaded a YouTube video — Phrase of the Day Vol 1. Day 190 youtu.be/Dk8RRzjZaJ8?a #
  • I get a whole bus to myself. My Tuesday has started in #Omaha #
  • I forgot to pack my #jeans #
  • I think someone wore too much perfume/colgone (@ Food Bank F
    or the Heartland) 4sq.com/7xw8V #
  • @DanHolke Good Morning, Have a good Tuesday 🙂 #
  • @chiarraigrrl drop some names, I promise not to point & Laugh #
  • I have to admit too much body spray smells better than cigarettes EVERY day!!! #
  • @chiarraigrrl okay, well I wish you the clean you dream of. #
  • @chiarraigrrl yeah, I gotta get a diffuser or go get my allergy shot #
  • Dear @Verizon I don’t have you as a carrier & I already dislike your customer service. @sprint RULES!! (excluding there new phone rate diff #
  • i left my #belt at home also #
  • @Blisser I feel naked* I feel different. Although my pants are the correct size, so no free shows. #
  • It’s not just me #
  • What is a Healthy Portion Size? www.nonprofitam.org/file/any/Healthy%20Port.pdf from NAM (Nonprofit Association of the Midlands. #
  • Yeah . RT @kelly_clar
    kson: Hey Steve Jobs, when I buy something from your company on the 24th & pay extra to ship in 2-3 business days, math #
  • I do know RT @welcomomaha: Did you know that taking the stairs burns more CPM than most other forms of physical activity? ow.ly/10Bv3 #
  • I didn’t read this week’s secret RT @postsecret: Number of gallons of water saved in one year by peeing in the shower daily: 1,157 #
  • Win Free tickets to a Feb 5th UNO Hockey Game facebook.com/omavs #
  • Wonder how many from the merger? RT @BreakingNews: Verizon announces plan to cut 13,000 jobs after weak fourth quarter bit.ly/d1WR05 #
  • I just heard the #1 White Liar by @Miranda_Lambert. Yeah for wonderful #
  • Of course, another time I had to substitute a pregnancy test for a box of condoms. bit.ly/a6pxds #
  • @janecepotter foursquare, foursquare #
  • @welcomomaha How many miles (theortically) is #trek up the tower? #
  • @welcomomaha okay, me & my co-worker are negotiating doing it. #
  • @denisealexia Good Afternoon 🙂 #
  • @LIVEUNITEDOmaha Thanks for the info #
  • I need someone to pen a song. With the chrous being You’re so Lazy. #
  • Done with #work, butt not heading home. 🙂 #
  • RT @OmahaDoubletree: Valentine’s Romance Package Giveaway! Spend Sat 2/13 in our Presidential Suite! RT this to enter! #ODTRomance #
  • Fajita Ranchero Burrito with Chicken (@ Qdoba) 4sq.com/1tyY1U #
  • @Janec
    ePotter
    My treat on Sat 2/6 #
  • Meeting with friends (@ College of Saint Mary) 4sq.com/bpI47I #
  • I’m at Vernon’s Condo (422 N. 40th St. Omaha, Ne 68131, 40th & Cass, Omaha). 4sq.com/1h5zyY #
  • Today was a good day 🙂 Nothing exciting happened, so MOVE along. #
  • @freakinlu Luis what is this #MLG? #
  • Its a two-4 day.

    My name is Vernon J & I approved this text. #

  • @vanxiaoyi Good Day. #
  • I uploaded a YouTube video — Phrase of the Day Vol 1. Day 191 youtu.be/r33KmvhmwyI?a #

Vernon J
422 N. 40th St.
Omaha, NE 68131
402-516-4401

ha, ha.


Yes Yes

Why, YES that is a Banana in my pocket, it’s cold outside. Of course I’m happy to see you.



A literal turn on a classic

Twitter List

A Daily Digest of my tweets

  • Pointer Sisters – I’m So Excited #nowplaying #
  • Donuts are 1derful (@ Bucky’s #140) 4sq.com/6GLXgP #
  • My day has started. There’s a pothole in the intesection (eastbound lane) in #Omaha

    My name is Vernon J & I approved this text. #

  • I just became the mayor of Bag ‘N Save on @foursquare! 4sq.com/5IRrHJ #
  • Reading P is for Peril (@ Bag ‘N Save) 4sq.com/5IRrHJ #
  • @gazomax I had a glorious weekend. What did you do? #
  • That was a relaxing ride this morning (@ Food Bank For the Heartland) 4sq.com/7xw8V #
  • Your lateness has disrupted the entire organization. Shame on you. #
  • @ControlledChaos That’s funny, have a Wonderful Day #
  • @no_regrets93 Good Morning, Happy Day Mate #
  • @faydra_deon BE STRONG, don’t have a snack #
  • RT @OmahaPublicLib: If the library doesn’t own something that you want, suggest that we purchase it! /manya bit.ly/92Wfso #
  • I just ate a #Krispy Kreme #donut #
  • @JanecePotter Have you been to your street in #Omaha? #
  • Look at my new Wallpaper for my P.C. Someone’s EXCITED!!! bit.ly/76Tn02 #
  • @lisaflowers54 OKAY, that’s kinda funny #
  • #1 in my condo RT @Wipeout: Wipeout 3rd Most Popular Gameshow i the World bit.ly/5mxrQj #
  • @lisaflowers54 YES, I know. But they way you said it was lol #
  • @lisaflowers54 I hope you feel better. Enjoy your #nap #
  • Hi Vernon J this is
    David. Really, that’s such a unique name. What the hell is your last name #
  • @ControlledChaos Is it safe to listen/watch at work your #SotW #
  • @janecepotter No to Potter St. #
  • & yes we have the #failure I’ve come to expect #
  • oh busy. Lencrafters, Grocery Store, Start Dinner, Laundry, Eat Dinner. Let’s DO It #
  • I so didn’t make my #scarf tight enough. #
  • Let people know near whiteout conditons in Omaha

    My name is Vernon J & I approved this text. #

  • I’m at Crossroads Mall (7400 Dodge Street, Omaha). 4sq.com/17MNAL #
  • finding an exit (@ Sears) 4sq.com/5zHN9y #
  • dinner and drinks (@ Bag ‘N Save) 4sq.com/5IRrHJ #
  • I’m at University of Nebraska Medical Center (600 South 42nd Street, Omaha). 4sq.com/7TDVzY #
  • getting quarters (@ duds n suds) 4sq.com/8ihXwl #
  • Forgot about Laundry Tonight. Wednesday it is. (@ Vernon’s Condo) 4sq.com/1h5zyY #

  • Washing dishes #
  • @NBC Is it just me or does #Chuck have no dialog that can be heard? #
  • @heatherdempsey Grape Soda & Cheesy Puffs #yum #
  • Let’s do it. RT @omavs: MAV fans you are making the dream come true. Tickets for SelloutOhioState.com are going fast 4,158 left #UNO #Omaha #
  • A small step RT @BreakingNews: Obama to announce 3-year freeze on discretionary, ‘non-security’ spending – Politico bit.ly/53EDnU #
  • I don’t know, but it was nice when it ‘fixed’ RT @schumatt: Only sound on #Chuck is music – no voice track. NBC problem or WOWT problem? #
  • Dawn Prichard The 200th day of Vernon 3.0 & Beyond was 12/27/2009, sorry I forgot to tell you. Look for the 200th… bit.ly/5WpkS9 #
  • @faydra_deon Good Night Faydra, have a Good Tuesday #
  • You know it. RT @PureGreatness89: there is nothing wrong with me someone someday is going to be lucky to have me #runtelldat #

Vernon J
422 N. 40th St.
Omaha, NE 68131
402-516-4401