Day: January 28, 2010

Dear Internet Users,

You can’t keep saying 93% of x won’t post this.  Because no one  gives a monkey’s toe.

The 93% of your friends are getting upset.  stop it.

A Daily Digest of my tweets

• Getting #dressed is SO Overated #
• @lisaflowers54 will your car be impounded till you get it fixed? #
• Getting ready to leave. See you tonight 🙂 (@ Vernon’s Condo) 4sq.com/1h5zyY #
• @ScottRedd sound like a good song. Happy #Wednesday #
• My day has started. Howdy, #Omaha. Thanks for following. #
• I’m at University of Nebraska Medical Center (600 South 42nd Street, Omaha). 4sq.com/7TDVzY #
• I’m at Crossroads Mall (7400 Dodge Street, Omaha). 4sq.com/17MNAL #
• Good Day to work (@ Food Bank For the Heartland) 4sq.com/7xw8V #
• Good Morning Scott Stewart, have a wonderful day 🙂 bit.ly/bV6p5W #
• OH, Yeah! RT @TheLoveStories: “A truly strong person does not need the approval of others any more than a lion needs the approval of sheep.” #
• YEAH, I have friends who will be happy RT @OWHnews: Let the pothole war begin – Omaha’s pothole crews are now using h… ow.ly/16qUvs #
• RT @Food4Heartland: Lose weight while helping to feed those who are hungry in your community by taking the Pound for . www.pfpchallenge.com #
• WWJD He Probably wouldn’t complain about a parking spot, & I know he doesn’t twitter. #ifitexists. #
• @ControlledChaos Good Morning, what’s on your #Agenda today? #
• My Teres Minor & Teres Major Muscles are sore. Thanks to my #workout from yesterday. Let’s DO IT! #
• RT @OPPDCares: Help others in need by participating in the Heartland Walk for Warmth Feb 26th 6PM Sign up now! ow.ly/10c3J #
• @mw55 twitpic.com/100gmi – He grows em like I do. I do like those header pipes though. #
• RT @occp: You can report graffiti online at the mayor’s hotline, calling 444-5555, or send a tweet to @ReportGrafOmaha #
• I hope he talks about doing, and not hope. RT @Jennyfox42: Not to mention… President Obama will give his "State of the Union" speech toni #
• I just almost got orange juice in my eye #
• @chrissie_ Now that I think about it, it’s very true #
• I have #bubblewrap. 50.002 years old today #
• & the jokes have started, good 1 RT @danholke: Yeah, but it’s flame-retardant … uh-huh-huh. RT @mg: Wait a second…no GPS? Really? #iPad #
• That’s a good song. RT @_EeE_: #nowplaying Juicy – Notorious B.I.G #
• @Fabish Good Evening, using his time wisely #
• @KETV twitpic.com/101dh3 – Good Job Fire Fighters. #
• I have three twitter accounts, someone replied @ so I don’t know, can’t find it #
• okay, I’m joining the fun #iTampon #
• RT @Sara_Valor: How To Write Love Letters twittley.com/r/alrxkgocbiuc #Valentines Day #
• Vernon 3.0 & Beyond may not love you, (pretty sure I don’t, YET). Nonetheless here is another chapter in… bit.ly/cdVCHO #
• @scottredd that hash mark made me slap my forehead #
• If you don’t use your #ipad till Late March you are going to be iPregnant . #joke of the day now #stfu #
• @denisealexia Thanks 🙂 How is your Wednesday going? #
• @unomavmania I love the helmet, Uncle Sam is bad #
• @gonesarcastic It’s becasue she’s awhoea, YES I have no clue what ahora is #
• @ControlledChaos thanks :-). What’s for lunchish? #
• @ControlledChaos well 2/3rd sounds good. #
• @ControlledChaos the beef on the sandw
  ich. NO beef for this temple #
• @ControlledChaos I wouldn’t care if it was IRoastBeef I wtill wouldn’t eat it #
• @danholke Are you okay? #
• @danholke okay good #
• I left my mug at #work. Backup Mug for #Thursday #
• I’m at Liv Lounge (2279 S 67th St, at Center St, Omaha). 4sq.com/7r2koX #
• I’m at Vernon’s Condo (422 N. 40th St. Omaha, Ne 68131, 40th & Cass, Omaha)
  . 4sq.com/1h5zyY #
• 3 tries #
• James Otto – Susnset Man #nowplaying @JamesOtto #
• @Liberiangyal NO, I would be happy they thought enough to give me a card on my #Birthday #
• What if it read, this is my ass? RT @no_regrets93: #NowTHATSghetto whan you wear pants with words on the ass! #
• True on so many levels RT @bellizzima: Although I May Try To Describe LoVe When I Experience It I Am Speechless. ~Rumi #
• @blake
  shelton this is the 2nd time you debated watching Say Yes to the Dress, The lady doth protest too much, methinks. #
• @gonesarcastic oh my Buddy. Enjoy the rest of the night. #
• I’ll have to check it out soon. Have fun Sara, be #dangerous RT @saradavidson: is at @GoodnightsOmaha for it’s opening party! #fb #
• @wildbell I think iMaxiPad is gonna give you a good nights sleep even if you toss and turn #
• @ladyantebellum Need You Now #nowplaying The new album was released 01/26/V3.0 hope it does well. #
• @twitter I hope you add #Omaha to your list of cities that have trending. @ILiveinOmaha and want to know what’s happening in my town. #
• Win a free round from @goodnightsomaha by visiting goodnightsomaha.com and signing up for their mailing list. #
• @ScottRedd William Jefferson Blythe III can’t run again. #
• @DeathlyPreSENCE Well I hope your day gets betetr #
• No one cares if your lock your door, because the keys are still in the lock. #
• @ocean_rebecca Good Morning Rebecca. You sent me a dm, what’s up? #
• He is a sweetie, I would’ve done the same. RT @Miranda_Lambert: And the best part… I could see blake standing inside the front door watchi #
• Now back to bed #
• I uploaded a YouTube video — Phrase of the Day Vol 1. Day 192 youtu.be/JaIO1l441sg?a #
• ah, water.

  My name is Vernon J & I approved this text. #

• Apparently it’s 6-degrees outdoors in #Omaha. Well Bring it On, cause I’m going out there!!! #

Vernon J
422 N. 40th St.
Omaha, NE 68131
402-516-4401