ha, ha.


Yes Yes

Why, YES that is a Banana in my pocket, it’s cold outside. Of course I’m happy to see you.



A literal turn on a classic

Twitter List

A Daily Digest of my tweets

  • Pointer Sisters – I’m So Excited #nowplaying #
  • Donuts are 1derful (@ Bucky’s #140) 4sq.com/6GLXgP #
  • My day has started. There’s a pothole in the intesection (eastbound lane) in #Omaha

    My name is Vernon J & I approved this text. #

  • I just became the mayor of Bag ‘N Save on @foursquare! 4sq.com/5IRrHJ #
  • Reading P is for Peril (@ Bag ‘N Save) 4sq.com/5IRrHJ #
  • @gazomax I had a glorious weekend. What did you do? #
  • That was a relaxing ride this morning (@ Food Bank For the Heartland) 4sq.com/7xw8V #
  • Your lateness has disrupted the entire organization. Shame on you. #
  • @ControlledChaos That’s funny, have a Wonderful Day #
  • @no_regrets93 Good Morning, Happy Day Mate #
  • @faydra_deon BE STRONG, don’t have a snack #
  • RT @OmahaPublicLib: If the library doesn’t own something that you want, suggest that we purchase it! /manya bit.ly/92Wfso #
  • I just ate a #Krispy Kreme #donut #
  • @JanecePotter Have you been to your street in #Omaha? #
  • Look at my new Wallpaper for my P.C. Someone’s EXCITED!!! bit.ly/76Tn02 #
  • @lisaflowers54 OKAY, that’s kinda funny #
  • #1 in my condo RT @Wipeout: Wipeout 3rd Most Popular Gameshow i the World bit.ly/5mxrQj #
  • @lisaflowers54 YES, I know. But they way you said it was lol #
  • @lisaflowers54 I hope you feel better. Enjoy your #nap #
  • Hi Vernon J this is
    David. Really, that’s such a unique name. What the hell is your last name #
  • @ControlledChaos Is it safe to listen/watch at work your #SotW #
  • @janecepotter No to Potter St. #
  • & yes we have the #failure I’ve come to expect #
  • oh busy. Lencrafters, Grocery Store, Start Dinner, Laundry, Eat Dinner. Let’s DO It #
  • I so didn’t make my #scarf tight enough. #
  • Let people know near whiteout conditons in Omaha

    My name is Vernon J & I approved this text. #

  • I’m at Crossroads Mall (7400 Dodge Street, Omaha). 4sq.com/17MNAL #
  • finding an exit (@ Sears) 4sq.com/5zHN9y #
  • dinner and drinks (@ Bag ‘N Save) 4sq.com/5IRrHJ #
  • I’m at University of Nebraska Medical Center (600 South 42nd Street, Omaha). 4sq.com/7TDVzY #
  • getting quarters (@ duds n suds) 4sq.com/8ihXwl #
  • Forgot about Laundry Tonight. Wednesday it is. (@ Vernon’s Condo) 4sq.com/1h5zyY #

  • Washing dishes #
  • @NBC Is it just me or does #Chuck have no dialog that can be heard? #
  • @heatherdempsey Grape Soda & Cheesy Puffs #yum #
  • Let’s do it. RT @omavs: MAV fans you are making the dream come true. Tickets for SelloutOhioState.com are going fast 4,158 left #UNO #Omaha #
  • A small step RT @BreakingNews: Obama to announce 3-year freeze on discretionary, ‘non-security’ spending – Politico bit.ly/53EDnU #
  • I don’t know, but it was nice when it ‘fixed’ RT @schumatt: Only sound on #Chuck is music – no voice track. NBC problem or WOWT problem? #
  • Dawn Prichard The 200th day of Vernon 3.0 & Beyond was 12/27/2009, sorry I forgot to tell you. Look for the 200th… bit.ly/5WpkS9 #
  • @faydra_deon Good Night Faydra, have a Good Tuesday #
  • You know it. RT @PureGreatness89: there is nothing wrong with me someone someday is going to be lucky to have me #runtelldat #

Vernon J
422 N. 40th St.
Omaha, NE 68131
402-516-4401

It better be worth it

The President and Vice President Together on Easing Burdens for the Middle Class

President Obama and Vice President Biden held a Middle Class Task Force meeting during which they discussed key initiatives for middle class families. Topics of discussion previewed the major themes of the President’s State of the Union address, which include creating good jobs, addressing the deficit, changing Washington, and fighting for middle class families.

After travelling across the country and hearing from struggling parents, students, and workers, Vice President Biden and the Task Force proposed several policy initiatives to help middle class families, including:

  • Nearly doubling the child and dependent care tax credit for families making under $85,000
  • Limiting a student’s federal loan payments to 10 percent of his/her income
  • Creating a system of automatic workplace IRAs
  • Expanding tax credits to match retirement savings it better be the same for single/married. I’m already sick of the renting/no kids/single penalties. FAIR TREATMENT FOR ALL!!!
  • Expanding support for families balancing work while caring for elderly relatives

Vice President Biden, emphasizing first and foremost that getting jobs back on track was the highest priority, explained why these measures are also of tremendous importance in remarks after the meeting: “We give them the tools, the flexibility, even just a chance to succeed, we’re not only going to rebuild this economy, we’re going to offer millions of Americans to build a future that they hope and still believe is available to them.” The web page is here