Dear He

I don’t know who you are.
I don’t know what you do.

BUT

If I find out don’t be surprised if you crap your pants.

CAUSE

I’m bound to slap the crap out of you.

Twitter List

A Daily Digest of my tweets

  • @ControlledChaos OH, I’m usually in bed by 9 #
  • My day has Officially Started. @controlledchaos Yeah the place we was at yesterday didn’t have on hockey. 🙁 #
  • Reading on my way to #work. Finally get the chance. #
  • Today will be a good day. Everyone welcome to the FNP. Don’t be jealous week is still here. #
  • I’m at Food Bank For the Heartland (6824 J St, Omaha). 4sq.com/7xw8V #
  • @michaelmerwitz Wells where’s the picture sir? #
  • @denisealexia Good Morning, Happy Friday. #
  • I wasn’t there. RT @LeavenworthSt: NE @SenBenNelson BOOED out of an #Omaha pizza place. bit.ly/4BLvM7 "was definitely a scene…" #
  • @lisaflowers54 What’s a knobber? #
  • @lisaflowers54 alright, that person has both sides of the Atlantic confused. 🙂 #
  • My simple plan is complicated by ***** #
  • RT @omavs: SELLOUTOHIOSTATE.COM < a href="http://bit.ly/5BD6b4">bit.ly/5BD6b4 #
  • enjoying some Orange Cranberry Brunch Cake #
  • @gonesarcastic inform him that you appreciate his emotional state. #
  • @omahapolitics I just borrowed the book Listen Up, Mr. President from @OmahaPubLib should be a good read. #JimmyCarter #
  • www.youtube.com/watch?v=X3ISzmLgisQ&NR=1&feature=fvwp Watch me later tonight #
  • @AshleyLaur even at 21/3
    0 discussing boobs is a situation. I always uncomfortable unless it’s her boobs and me(I guess she talking too) #
  • @kptmnews WOWT is reporting this as a death, are they still alive? #
  • @WOWT6News Thanks KPTM 42 RT @kptmnews: @Vernon_Joseph – according to police dispatch and scanner traffic, she was taken code 3 #
  • @omahapolitics I will #
  • @omahapolitics @josephfjordan @LeavenworthSt @NEGOP @politico his Pizza Joint Dante Pizzeria Napoletana is getting free press. Hope its good #
  • If you are leaving work 1.25 hours early please type this twitter entry #
  • Can we get a date? June 9th would be glorious RT @Wipeout: RT @JMJ697MN @Wipeout When does wipeout co Back this summer with 18 new episodes. #
  • @Mavpuck put one up on YouTube & I will watch. Jon’s wearing #spandex #
  • @Mavpuck I think I will film a video. More Video shinangans from Vernon J #
  • @mavpuck I haven’t posted a video of me not in ‘costume’ in awhile #
  • < li>visiting my eye care professional (@ Crossroads Mall) 4sq.com/17MNAL #

  • Crossroards has a relaxation station #
  • :-p PotD Vol. 1 Day 179 is going be funny. #
  • @perezHilton @farkmain green light that story this morning before 9 a.m. VST #
  • to grab a hamiliton (@ vernins condo) #
  • to grab a hamiliton (@ Vernon’s Condo) 4sq.com/1h5zyY #
  • I just saw a lady. Told here to hangup & drive. I #work with her. DRIVE SAFER < a href="http://twitter.com/Vernon_Joseph/statuses/7765185804">#
  • good time to shop is NOW (@ No Frills) 4sq.com/413frD #
  • @silkytina Saw it, didn’t really like it #
  • @Simply_Me_93 Apparently it’s fashon #
  • fafAsk me anything formspring.me/VernonJ #
  • Vernon 3.0 & Beyond was owned by xx, & he liked it. 🙂 bit.ly/4xqwJ3 #
  • @AshleyLaur Good night < a href="http://twitter.com/Vernon_Joseph/statuses/7768675243">#
  • I uploaded a YouTube video — Phrase of the Day Vol 1. Day 178 youtu.be/cHDWtFJLum4?a #
  • @BonesonFox Agent Booth pulled a gun in a MRI area. NOT so smart. he he #
  • RT @omavs: Not even 24 hours up on the first day and SELLOUTOHIOSTATE.COM sells 460 tickets today. www.selloutohiostate.com #
  • lol #
  • I uploaded a YouTube video — Sell Out Ohio State youtu.be/h1kyHcTjL1A?a #
  • @silkytina twitpic.com/xtk1l – I think my legs are longer than yours. Yours are more lady like though. #
  • Good Job Sara!

    UNO WBB 59
    Southwest Baptist 52

    Sara Reeves scored a season-high 12 points to lead UNO. #

  • I want a Palm Pre. What model do you currently have? @sprint I WANT A PALM PRE! RT @brandi_herring: I WANT AN IPHONE 🙁 #
  • It’s for sure a Friday 🙂 #
  • 4 point game down at Southwest Baptist. 35 – 39 UNO down by a little. #Omaha’s Team @omavs #
  • RT @omavs: Join the Official SELLOUTOHIOSTATE.COM group page bit.ly/8bSv6o bit.ly/8penH9 #
  • 1 point game down at Southwest Baptist, halftime. 42 – 43 UNO down by a little. #Omaha’s Team @omavs #
  • @JanecePotter @OMavs @MavPuck @UNOMavMania Please go to this website happn.in/omaha/ & put the Sale Out Ohio State on happn in #Omaha #
  • #Omaha’s Team is trying to sell out the Qwest Center. bit.ly/6nW23G The game is Feb 5th. Let’s do it, GO MAVS! #hi_omaha #hi_omaha #
  • @swtgeorgiabrwn twitpic.com/y4q5z – Vernon J of Omaha approves of these Southern Biscuits. #
  • Have a good night.

    Enjoy Friday ii

    My name is Vernon J & I approved this text. #

  • I uploaded a YouTube video — Phrase of the Day Vol 1. Day 179 youtu.be/uJb9pWUw-WU?a #
  • @lisaflowers54 Happy Friday ii. Have a GREAT Day 🙂 #
  • Happy Friday ii @jaszeace @adlii @PH_Alerts #FF @NewFreedomParty @nintanatasia @FLOURISHVANILLA @vakantiebeursnl @genssss @tplayfair #
  • I like #womyn you have a job, so all womyn should get jobs. RT @vanxiaoyi: #shineerandomfact key said "if all guys like girls who are skinny #
  • Double Duece outside in #Omaha Happy #Frid
    ay ii

    My name is Vernon J & I approved this text. #

Vernon J
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Omaha, NE 68131
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