If…

If Cleanliness is next that.

Then Laziness is next to Pissing Me Off!!

Twitter List

A Daily Digest of my tweets

  • I’ve had a change of #plans for Monday. #
  • @chrissie_ My name is Pink* & I survived a date with Vernon J of Omaha. *name changed to protect the identify of the girl. #
  • I’m having a complete #Breakfast, Cereal, Juice, Fruit, Cranberry Bread. #
  • @wildbell boo, I was so excited that ya’ll were doing that #
  • @shelbyorlekoski It is a nice picture, I don’t think you’re supposed to wear headphones in a tanning booth, but I don’t tan, #
  • @wildbell @tink69 glad I wasn’t the only one who was looking forward to ghost #hiking #
  • Are you supposed to wear headphones in a tanning booth? I don’t tan, I don’t think we are allowed to tan tweetphoto.com/7901443 #
  • What is the Big Nasty? tweetphoto.com/4052357 #
  • Vernon 3.0 & Beyond is heading to the Laundry Mat at 4002 Dodge St. Meet me there if you wanna hang out & do laundry. bit.ly/4zrv4R #
  • Getting a #Sunday Paper (@ Bucky’s #139) #
  • Glad I
    brought my camera today #
  • I’m at duds n suds (4002 Dodge St, 40th St & Dodge St, Omaha). 4sq.com/8ihXwl #
  • @BlakeShelton The same rule applies to womyn also. #
  • I was accused of being a preacher today. #
  • Next twittpic will be my background. The race is on, has to come to my phone(4025164401) some of my readers their tweets sent mobile. #
  • Sandy L of Omaha won the contest. I’m also not going to stop singing because you came in. #
  • @DanHolke Happy Sunday. I hear if you have gall/kidney stones you snot is gritty. #
  • @DanHolke that is good to hear. #
  • Debating wanting to go to the mall (@ Vernon’s Condo) 4sq.com/1h5zyY #
  • Taking my #belt off. The Condo is nice & warm, the stairs are clean #
  • I left the cap to the detergent at the laundry mat, I don’t feel like going back to get it. AARGH #
  • Heading back #
  • What are you saying? You want me to come sleep wit
    h you? My #bed is crazy hehe. #nap #
  • NO you didn’t solve my problem. @sprint so your would get a zero on the customer satisfactions scale? #fail #
  • @Fabish I will, see you in 30 mins, Private Jet, have you ever traveled? #
  • @Packers don’t you be so thinking you are going to win. I know a College Team that was leading by 20 at half-time & lost. #football #
  • Found my eyeglass case. YEAH #
  • @Fabish I’ve never traveled by private jet, I’m jealous #
  • @brandi_herring twitpic.com/wk6bp – Is that really a grass hopper taco? #
  • @jessepeakdotcom What game were you trying to play? #
  • Brooks & Dunn Only in America. America is #1 #
  • I just put myself up on Mr. Twitter. I’m a YOUTuber bit.ly/5Bq54d I hope at I get more than 1 vote, which was by me. ie #voteforme #
  • @lo247 Best of luck to you. #
  • Here’s the link
    to vote for me on Faxo. tweeter.faxo.com/Mr_Twitter/2010/01 #
  • @blakeshelton Get the Shoe Shine Man #
  • Time for dinner #
  • Look for my review of Today’s (01/03/V3.0) @OmahaWH. Lot’s of good stories in there that you should read. #
  • Dinner is in the Oven(chicken boobs Tenders not the same as chicken boobs though), about to #iron #
  • Thanks for being a reporter Brady RT @OmahaCyclist: Memorial Park trail plowed. Keystone Trail at Cass has not been plowed. #BikeOMA #
  • @ControlledChaos Should I be expecting a post card in the mail this week(cough)!! #
  • @ControlledChaos twitpic.com/wki55 – Why is that person sunning themselves on the roof? #
  • Putting this pictures up here bit.ly/7FM7NV, then it’s H-Time #
  • Can you have too big of a #saladid? #
  • I’m at amc oakview #
  • I’m at AMC Oakview Plaza 24 (3555 South 140th Plz, Oakview Mall, Omaha). 4
    sq.com/1hWYoU
    #
  • @Subway on 50th & Center just closed. I saw the light dim :-p #
  • Time for beddyness (@ Vernon’s Condo) 4sq.com/1h5zyY #
  • I think sometimes people may wear too much perfume, because I smell funny after sitting in a car & a movie seat #
  • I uploaded a YouTube video — Phrase of the Day Vol 1. Day 168 youtu.be/pQC8ZIPl-VE?a #
  • Vernon J presents Alvin & the Chipmunks

    Aren’t we so cute? bit.ly/4MLEAT #

Vernon J
422 N. 40th St.
Omaha, NE 68131
402-516-4401

Last Round Up


Dinner Dinner

Tonight’s Dinner.

Vernon J presents Alvin & the Chipmunks Vernon J presents Alvin & the Chipmunks

Aren’t we so cute?


It’s Here

Let’s get this week started.

1st work week of 2010 is here.

Have You Thanked a co-worker for all their hard work?