Month: December 2009

A Daily Digest of my tweets

• @chrissie_ I’ve been good, going to be a good day. It’s #Spice Girls music day over here. #
• Morning, I messed my #pants today. Spilled water on the leg near the ankle. Good thing its 78-degrees in #Omaha Today. #
• I just got my 3rd highest score on my @sprint BROKEN Centro. I need a new #device #
• I’m at Food Bank For the Heartland (6824 J St, Omaha). 4sq.com/7xw8V #
• Pomegranate Green #Tea today. Let’s do this #
• Putting my #belt on because I didn’t before leaving home #
• The flurries are falling in Omaha, please use caution while driving. #hi_omaha #
• RT @midtowncrossing: Hey you crazy Husker fans! Watch the game at the Midtown Cinema! It’s free! Details on our blog…bit.ly/Hskrs #
• That 8 looked funy to me #
• @blakeshelton Good Morning to you too back. I woke up this Morning looking like I’m a Bad mofo, oh that’s everyday #
• @chrissie_ Please tell me the War on Insects doesn’t include spiders? #
• @chrissie_ Good because I like #spiders #
• I so want to make this a fluff day at #work, but it’ll still be there. #
• How about the Top 10 things said by Will Campbell of CA RT @wildbell: I greet pretty much any list titled "Top 10" with a sigh. #
• Snow, Lots, Cost Money, Too Bad. RT @KETV: Omaha City leaders, including the Mayor, discuss impact of blizzar LIVE NOW: www.ketv.com #
• @ketv BOO on you for showing ads during your much hyped Live Presentation of the Mayor of #Omaha @JimSuttle conference #
• They Mayor is giving a press conference on the current snow removal conditions #hi_omaha #
• @nhl_canes Maybe Samsonov & Ruutu could go volunteer at the Food Bank of Central & Eastern North Carolina(@FoodBankCENC) Today. #
• @denisealexia I’m working on my #NYR now. Gain 5 lbs is the biggest one. #
• oma@wtownley I ousted you as Mayor of @unomaha on @foursquare. I was so happy. Have a stupendous #Wednesday #
• @OmahaZoo What a Fracncois langur? #
• #Lunchtime bef
  ore 12:15, I may just be getting good at this stuff #
• @chrissie_ Good Think you’re not that kind of doctor that plays with balls allday #
• RT @OmahaCyclist: A guerrillia snow crew to clear Omaha bike trails? Catch the buzz at the Omaha Bikes blog: bit.ly/8xWBNa #
• There’s a #Map for that. AT&T asks U.S. to eliminate landline service ‘business model is in a precipitous decline’ PDF: bit.ly/8pl5w1 #
• @NiKKi_DaTcRaK Tell him or her to get a job #
• One thing that I found was Tequila RT @rentonhistory: 12 things that became obsolete in the ’00s: bit.ly/6TUhCE What would you add? #
• You just meant be lucky, snow still here in #Omaha RT @madiiiiison7: snow is gone 🙁 HAH. 🙂 #
• @wildbell I hear fernando all the way over here in #Omaha #Nebraska #
• @Fabish I want to go to dinner, rent a #movie, then sit & cuddle on the couch at home. But no luck in the 402 have heard the call, so party #
• RT @omahapolice: A Snow Emergency is effective immediately. The Snow Emergency prohibits parking along designated… bit.ly/8lnsZw #
• I missed the memo about 3 o’ clock sandwiches #
• @josephfjordan Joe How much did we play for our blizzard. #grammer #
• @sarahbuxton You never been to Vernon J’s in #Omaha have you? Turkey Chili to visit for. #
• RT @sonicdrive_in: Arizona and Nebraska football fans! Tonight’s the big game. Wanna send some smack? Send a Tater Taunt. ow.ly/Qw7b #
• @rentonhistory NO, that’s BLASPHEMY, Don’t let
  that roll off your tongue again. NOW go have a Shot\ #
• Wissh I’d worn #scarf #
• If you wanna know how to lose 30 by Jan. 14 text me. #
• Hurt So Good. That’s what’s playing in my ears. #
• Watching myself dance in my tele #
• I’m at Vernon’s Condo (422 N. 40th St. Omaha, Ne 68131, 40th & Cass, Omaha). 4sq.com/1h5zyY #
• Just got a good stretch in #
• @ControlledChaos How are
  you feeling? #
• Shirt & Belt bye-bye #
• Vernon 3.0 & Beyond wants to go to dinner, rent a movie, & relax(cuddle) on the couch for New Years Eve 2009. That… bit.ly/5Pz7ig #
• @ControlledChaos well I hope you feel better, did you go to work? #
• Pants bye-bye. I’m #undressing #
• @ControlledChaos Okay, well I hope #Thursday is better. #
• Socks bye-bye I’m #undressing #
• TShirt bye – bye I’m un#dressed. Watching @southpark #
• Screw you 831. GoooOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooiiiiiiiiid Night #
• Dear Cold, welcome back to #Omaha Feels like 252.04K. Thanks Liz D of @action3news #hi_Omaha #
• I uploaded a YouTube video — Phrase of the Day Vol 1. Day 164 youtu.be/JCXKz4ETDTE?a #

Vernon J
422 N. 40th St.
Omaha, NE 68131
402-516-4401

A Daily Digest of my tweets

• @AndraZaharia I’m going with Christina Aguilera for Today’s musical obsession #
• I’m on the 5 minute clock #NASCAR #
• @Fabish Morning of the Good. Happy #Tuesday #
• Dear Russel Ferfuson of Boston. You should buy a cheaper car & save. #SYTYCD #
• I’m at Food Bank For the Heartland (6824 J St, Omaha). 4sq.com/7xw8V #
• I need to go get my allergy shot #
• @Fabish twitpic.com/vq3su – Looks Delicious. #
• @chrissie_ What did you just achieve? #
• yfrog.com/1ylvypj These are made for listening. #
• The A*Team is Back #
• Yet, in 36 months stamps will raise. RT @OmahaDriver: Good Morning America brought to your by the USPService. next? FedGov Orange Bowl 🙂 #
• Seeing cars stuck this week, every car should have 1 RT @omaharedcross: Listen for us on KIOS today talking about winter safety kits! #
• RT @LIVEUNITEDOmaha: 4,700+ older adults w/ a physical challenge rcvd medical equipment 2 remain mobile & healthy… bit.ly/9020m5 #
• @omahadriver I know. That’s why I deliver bike via #Bike & postcards #
• So Much Promise, keep going strong I’m listening to "Hide Your Matches" by @JulianneHough (bit.ly/4HH9JV) #pandora #
• @ControlledChaos NO, I gave you a hug to console you #
• YOU give me the giigles. #
• ugh, I didn’t save that bookmark #why #
• #NMU (Northern Michigan University) I am not happy that you are closed until Jan. 4. People got #Business.. bit.ly/7vvKDt (my blog) #
• Ride time listening on #OMAT. @LeavenworthSt RT @TomBecka: Ben Nelson in a one hour interview with me today at 5. Listen at 1110 KFAB #
• @LeavenworthSt I’m sorry it appears I wasn’t following you. 🙁 #
• I get to actually take #lunch at noon #
• Sandwich with Muenster Cheese. First time I had it #
• @ControlledChaos NO the text I sent you at 9:09 p.m. vst #
• I just became a fan of the Arizona #Wildcats. Let’s go Cats. Wildcats eat corn husk, right? bit.ly/6Yrk3H #
• bUT I’m already grown 🙁 RT @Fabish: I’m going to grow a husband! twitpic.com/vrm03 #
• I’m at Famous Daves (7051 Ames Ave., 72nd and Ames Ave., Omaha). 4sq.com/752Y5s #
• I’m at Vernon’s Condo (422 N. 40th St. Omaha, Ne 68131, 40th & Cass, Omaha). 4sq.com/1h5zyY #
• See those the kind of questions that get me raising tht damn eyebrow. #
• I’m at university of nebraska omaha #
• I just ousted @wtownley as the mayor of University of Nebraska at Omaha on @foursquare! 4sq.com/8XzIZF #
• I’m at University of Nebraska at Omaha (6001 Dodge Street, Omaha). 4sq.com/8XzIZF #
• Going Home. #
• Technically I suppose I should head that way. YOUR #bed #
• Moving #precious cargo. #
• Hopeing for a good 4.5 to 5 hours of #sleep. My hands smell like lavendar & vanilla. #
• I uploaded a YouTube video — Phrase of the Day Vol 1. Day 163 youtu.be/5eXWgz9PsKw?a #
• Good Morning, how was your day? RT @chrissie_: I still can’t believe it’s NYE tmrw….. it feels like we did all this yesterday.. gah! #

Vernon J
422 N. 40th St.
Omaha, NE 68131
402-516-4401

Northern Michigan University I am not happy that you are closed until Jan. 4.  People got #Business to do with you.  I am so upset that you are closed right now.  The lady last Wed said you would be there Monday(Monday was yesterday 12/28/V3.0) She should have said Monday January 4th.  I would understand that, but don’t lead me to believe that it was Monday 12/28.

shakes fist

A Daily Digest of my tweets

• Nice Song, & It’s an oldie. I like Oldies. bit.ly/7fPoiU #
• RT @Trek_Omaha: @Food4Heartland promotion has been extended through the 31st! Bring in those cans to save big. tinyurl.com/ylafe76 #
• I will sing outloud today #
• Good Morning @Fabish NO but it is the last Tuesday of 2009 for you. Make it Terrific. #
• YES it still is. Good Morning @Fabish NO but it is the last Monday of 2009 for you. Make it Terrific. #
• If you can’t see the sidewalks at this point in time (12/28) you should be calling the ci
  ty hotline 402-444-4919. #Omaha #
• My water bottle so BETTER be at home or I’m going to be uipset #
• @midtowncrossing Welcome Back. How’s that Contest Coming Along? #
• @midtowncrossing I speak of the #free year of rent contest. How could we forget about them. Remember how I’m gonna win? #
• @Simply_Me_93 Good Morning, Welcome to the last Monday of 2009. How are you feeling? #
• RT @omaharedcross: Dont forget to give hope to patients like Danielle and give blood at
  the Drive tomorrow @ Millard… bit.ly/7xHugf #
• My boss is okay with my dyed hair. Score one for me #
• WHY, yes today is Give you Tie to Vernon Day. If you don’t work with Vernon you can send them to me. 422 N. 40th St. 68131 via USPS #
• RT @OmahaCyclist: Only two more followers until 300! If you have any Omaha cycling friends who aren’t yet twitterfied, help them sign up. #
• I purposely was driving too fast RT @KETV: Main roads in Omaha pretty good. Drivers get overconfident, and some purposes* blamed on speed. #
• @Control
  ledChaos Glad you made it safe. Enjoy the rest of #2009 #
• @Fabish I believe in being on time, & I have the same expectation of people. Now that’s #funny. I really should lower my expectations. #
• Dear Mailman of @USPS THIS is ridiculous #
• Calling New #Jersey #
• RT @KETV: Pottawattamie Co declares disaster due to blizzard. Drifts up to 18′. 25% of gravel roads: impassable. Co needs more blowers. #
• Lunch Time #
• @Simply_Me_93 That is not
  good, drink some water. #
• @ControlledChaos It’s going good so far. #
• @Simply_Me_93 Well it should get better, bc it’s almost 1 p.m. #
• @ControlledChaos twitpic.com/vmfqs – Well now everyone know what were you doing? #
• Does anybody know how to do a correct professional contact listing. #
• @Hardees Thank YOU. Enjoy the rest of Monday. Celebrate #2009 #
• I did bit.ly/5uSkrU this year will be harder. RT @AshleyLaur: New Years resolutions are a crock of shit. Who actually keeps their res #
• RT @OmahaPublicLib: ALERT: The Saddlebrook Branch is closed until… bit.ly/7FrDnW #
• @IAMJESUSDIAZ Nothing much, heading to the #grocery store #
• a GLIMPSE into someone cars can tell you a think or two #
• @lisaflowers54 My name is Vernon J & I approve of this picture Lisa #
• Small Town Girl #nowplaying Train stopped in #Omaha #
• @JulieandJulia I here lemon juice is just as good. #
• 72nd & Dodge Crossroads Mall is Clear. #Omaha Don’t know about the south side of intersection #
• I’m at Bag ‘N Save #
• Me & Lea are #perfect shoppers. Wh en our powers combined we fit all grocries in one bag, ie I know how to #shop. #
• Taking route 1 to midtown, turns into route 3. Now that’s front door service. Now will it be salmon or shrimp for #dinner cause I’m a si … #
• I’m sorry @twitter. con’t I’m a sinner. #
• @LanceSmithShow time to make sure you WASH & have clean boxer #briefs. #
• Crusing thru #dundee via #OMAT looks nice. Too Bad I’m not stopping. #Omaha neighborhoods that rock @ILiveinOmaha #
• I can see it therfore I’m there. (@ Kohll’s Pharmacy) #
• @ControlledChaos I’m gonna have to root for @carolinabuzztap But I still LOVE you(yes in that way). Go #Canes #
• What am I goin do tonight? EAT dinner.

  My name is Vernon J & I approved this text. #

• dinnertime (@ Vernon’s Condo) 4sq.com/1h5zyY #
• Some Son of Herbert brought salt into my living room #
• 10 + 8 mins before #dinner is done. Gonna iron #
• @foxhouse I wasn’t going to watch you, but #James Earl Jones is on this episode #
• @LeeAnnWomack @WillieNelson I haven’t heard Mendocino County Line in so long, it’s a good song #
• I should have took out the I
  ce #cream while I was talkign on the phone #
• We ALL know what this means. bit.ly/6cIuUA #
• I guess I could have had the salad vs brocchila #
• @wtownley Good Evening, I had some good Corn Chowder at #Cranksgiving 09. But I don’t have the recipe #
• @JanecePotter I was in bed, and my twitter cuts off at 10, so I missed it. #
• Get your hand out of her mouth. RT @Liberiangyal: This baby has no teeth yet she is biting the hell outa my hand! #
• @Simply_Me_93 @SeanDonahoe @jposa @YQzone Have a Good tuesday. #
• South Park Rules. Have a Cheesy Tuesday Sarah RT @sarahbuxton: Wow I wish I had special cheesey poof gloves #
• I uploaded a YouTube video — Phrase of the Day Vol 1 Day 162 youtu.be/krbwh8uUoXs?a #
• @lisaflowers54 What is a bacon butty? #
• @lisaflowers54 I may not be from there, But I live in North Omaha. I would like one #

Vernon
J
422 N. 40th St.
Omaha, NE 68131
402-516-4401

The name game!

Come on everybody!
I say now let’s play a game
I betcha I can make a rhyme out of anybody’s name
The first letter of the name, I treat it like it wasn’t there
But a B or an F or an M will appear
And then I say bo add a B then I say the name and Bonana fanna and a
fo
And then I say the name again with an F very plain
and a fee fy and a mo
And then I say the name again with an M this time
and there isn’t any name that I can’t rhyme Continue reading “Let’s Play the Name Game”