I was gonna dedicate this song to the 1st interaction on a social networking site to someone. BUT I didn’t because I wouldn’t mind having her babies.
What, What, What?
Dear person:
Where do you get the assumption to give me a Salutation of ‘Vern’
My e-mail address has the name of Vernon Joseph in it,
My signature from said e-mail has Vernon J in it.
Where did you get this ‘Vern’ shit from.
My name is Vernon J.
& this is a professional e-mail
Today is the lucky day
Today is the luckiest day in this mans life.
He lives in a country – America’s #1
Where flowers can be sent to young ladies.
🙂
Twitter List
A Daily Digest of my tweets
- I uploaded a YouTube video — Phrase of the Day Vol 1 Day 119 bit.ly/12YfHz #
- Good Morning!!! #
- This is a story for whomever has ever romantically liked someone. bit.ly/4g8PDR #
- Happy Monday @DanHolke & Fabish. I hope they are grand. #
- @Brandi_Herring Good Morning. Are you ready for this? #
- I’m at bergen mercy #
- I’m at bergan mercy #
- I think
me & co-worker were both listening to The Big O 101.9 # - @DanHolke any other locations? #
- @danholke Well I’ve been to El Dorado, I think they are do for another visit. #
- @ashleymonroe I’d pvr that just to see it. #
- @bredemske It was can’t wait till 11/13 #
- I’m at Food Bank For The Heartland (6824 J St., 72nd St. & J St, Omaha). bit.ly/7xw8V #
- I w
onder if LA-LA Dairy makes Egg Nog. They got at least 2 semis of milk today. #eggnog # - Why doesn’t someone present a friend request I won’t deny? #
- I’m at Wohlners (2289 S 67 St, 67th and Center, Omaha). bit.ly/3qy9Ts #
- Of course I’m ‘not’ dancing on the bus #omat route 55 downtown. #
- @ControlledChaos I agree save our (oops I meant her) boobies #
- Why YES you were too much #perfume today. Thanks for asking. #
- @controlledchaos
I know. BUT my NICE man breast don’t fit in the machine. too tall. # - @ControlledChaos I exmaine my brest every day #
- Laundtry time #
- @gigglesilly What for dinner? #
- @GigglesSilly Very similar, I’m just having Turkey Loaf, my veggies are corn #
- I’m at Vernon’s Condo (422 N. 40th St. Omaha, Ne 68131, 40th & Cass, Omaha). bit.ly/1h5zyY #
- @b
onitapattinson @wulanweki @PujolsMolinaFan Goodnight 🙂 @GigglesSilly @ControlledChaos Tomorrow is the big day @drivebyagogo @ucha_ajha # - The only primetime news is on. Oh look its bedtime. #
Vernon Davis
422 N. 40th St.
Omaha, NE 68131
516-4401