Month: October 2009

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If Ever I Could Love

If Ever I Could Love by Keith Urban is Song of The Week!

I used to cry out in the middle of the night
Baby hold me tight
But there was nobody beside me when I opened my eyes
Now I turn the corner of those days and nights
Something inside me changed and I think I might
Be starting over
I don’t wanna run
Oh no, cause you might be the one, baby Continue reading “If Ever I Could Love”

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Dear Smoker.

My name is Vernon J.

Terrible to meet you.
I have a nose & lungs.
That s-hit you are doing is unhealthy & smells bad.
I already have to deal with automobile exhaust & various other forms of carcingens.
I don’t smoke, therefore.

GET AWAY FROM ME!!!

Thank YOU for not smoking within 100 parsecs of me.

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Dear Person

Dear Person who hasn’t been made aware of today’s Weather.
It’s Raining.

Thank YOU for listening to the WVJD MaxWeather12Billion

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Welcome

Welcome to the last FNP of October 2009

I’m calling it today.
Tomorrow is a Halloween Party at work
Saturday is Halloween, have you got your costume ready?

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Yup

I’m ready for whatever today is gonna bring, Full Speed Ahead NOW.

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Congratulations

Dear Robert of America,

You are the Dumbass of the Day.

Only if I could have made it to bed without you facebooking, there would have been no Award.

I know it’s tiny, but there’s a readable version.