If I should happen to offend you in this lifetime there are two things you can do:
You can however you feel about it, which I am okay with. Because I have been offended, and will be offended again.
Or kiss my motherfucking ass.
Parents
A. You are responsible for you children
B. Don’t blame video games, tv, musi for anybodies actions – this is too non-parents also
C. I may not be a parent yet, but I had bad & good parents. Talked to alot of people, and I know a think or too.
D. Step up to the plate.
E. Timothy fucking, I am a jackass/dumbass/fucking whore Jones. Skydiving is not a bad thing, there is no one to blame.
F’n 2nd regional
Has anyone seen that new 2nd regional(pseduo-name) commerical. It’s about why X banks with said bank. It makes me sick to the stocmach!!!
Apartments are for…
Singing.
prepuce tassel
Even Colin Powell sucks it!!
prepuce tassel is I looked up ‘prepuce tassel’ and it’s apparently some sort of tuft of hair that hangs from the foreskin (got this from the same google entry and not opening up any of the files – I’m so thorough in my research). My apologies to the guy who designed the plate – my previous comments were made without the proper information. Of course a prepuce tassel has to have hair…..my faux pas. thanks to MINE for the info.
Moment of Respect
Please observer a moment of slience(or chewing) for the chicken breat that I enjoyed tonight.
Kids and a Wife.
[18:22:42] OddNewer: yeah, but you know how it is
[18:22:46] OddNewer: what am I really doing?
[18:23:12] Jacklyn D.: i don’t know
[18:24:07] OddNewer: me either
[18:24:10] OddNewer: dating is hard
[18:24:19] OddNewer: Is there every too much salad for dinner?
[18:24:38] Jacklyn D.: ya i wish i was a dog…just sniff another dogs butt do what i need and that’s that
[18:24:47] OddNewer: yeah
[18:24:55] OddNewer: so did you break up with that one guy?
[18:24:59] Jacklyn D.: no games, mind tricks, crushed hearts, rejecion
[18:25:05] Jacklyn D.: i dunno what i wanna do
[18:25:54] OddNewer: yeah
[18:26:38] OddNewer: I get nervous, that’s this problme
[18:26:57] Jacklyn D.: im socialy awkward and don’t know what i want out of life thats my problem
[18:27:22] OddNewer: I just want two kids, and a great wife
[18:27:32] OddNewer: but getting the wife part is hard, I know how to make babies
[18:27:58] Jacklyn D.: at least you know that…. i think i wanna be married, i think i want kids but im WAY to selfish for that cuz i also wanna travel and pick up and go where i want when i want with whoever i want
[18:28:05] Jacklyn D.: hahaha
[18:28:15] OddNewer: yeah
[18:28:24] OddNewer: well I ain’t having kids till I get married
Happy Birthday .
Happy Birthday to amandamichelle_
Miss Usa falls – GD her, embrassing us?
Can we fire her clumsy ass?
Hey Douchebag
Just becasue I don’t pay attention to the weather, does not give you the same right. When there is rain in the fucking forecast, you put my paper in a plastic bag.