Day: February 15, 2007

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$259 mouth

Description                                           Cost                 Balance

 

Adult Prophy                                                    $53.00             $53.00

Periodic Oral Exam                                          25.00               78.00

Panoramic Film                                                59.00               137.00

Bitewing-Four Films                                         32.00               169.00

Amalgam-2 Surface (permanent)                       90.00               259.00

My Cost                                                                                   22.50

Insurance                                                                                  236.50

I had one cavity, and glad I had insurance.  My insurance saves me about $264.58 a year

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It’s All ArKanSas Fault

I have solved the problem of why I can’t get a date.

My favorite law is one designed to get Northerners into trouble. That’s right folks, if you mispronounce Arkansas (Ar-kan-saw) you’re in for a fine or jail time. Just be sure not to flirt with those Northerners as you tell them they are breaking the law. In Little Rock, flirtation between men and women on the streets may result in a 30-day jail term. You might get to share a cozy cell together. Be careful. Don’t get extremely cozy in that cell. Oral sex is considered sodomy in Arkansas and is punishable.