Don’t fuck with someone who has a tv show

Spike has a neightbor who carried her dog to his yard and let him shit on his lawn.  Spike happens to have a talkshow on FOX saturday night.  He is ripping her a new one. www.spikescrappyneighbor.com

My Life

LIFE IS NOT A JOURNEY TO THE GRAVE WITH THE INTENTION OF ARRIVING SAFELY IN A PRETTY AND WELL PRESERVED BODY, BUT RATHER TO SKID IN BROADSIDE, THOROUGHLY USED UP, TOTALLY WORN OUT, AND LOUDLY PROCLAIMING, ‘WOW…WHAT A RIDE!!

**I truly hope this is my life, and if it isn’t please let me know!!***