Month: December 2006

I don’t have the lyrics but this is my song of the week.

HP and the Deadly Hallows can now be reserved @ opl.com.  I don’t remember if you like them or not.

Holy Shit, calling all redneckabilities to visit/read this page.  Gentlemen, roughladies, roughmen, Gentleladies. left click on the link!!

http://www.honda-tech.com/zerothread?id=1845064&page=1all

ERLIN (Reuters) – A 21-year-old German woman who did not feel like going to work at a fast food restaurant sent her parents a text message saying she had been kidnapped.

Police in the Bavarian town of Straubing said on Wednesday they had launched a massive search throughout the region for the woman who disappeared on December 23 but turned up unscathed the following morning, saying the kidnapper had set her free.

A spokesman said the woman was questioned over the Christmas holiday and admitted she made up the story because she owed a colleague 25 euros (17 pounds) and did not have the money to pay her debt. She now faces a fine of up to 1,000 euros.

The math works it self out really great there.  Insteadd of just the measly 25 now she has to pay a whopping 1,000, and I bet that ‘colleague’ still want’s their $25.

This is great

1.Your name: Vernon

2.YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first four letters of your name, plus izzle)Vernonizzle?

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal)
Black Snake

4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name)
Joseph North Fortieth

5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, first 3 letters of dad’s name)
Dav – Ve – Hea

6. SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink)
Blue Tequila

7. IRAQI NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, 3rd letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of you moms middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name)
Avsowd – no middle name

8. WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother middle name)
N/A

9. GOTH NAME: (3rd favorite color, and the name of one your pets)
Orange Dutch

When you open a back of cereal do not breath in all the crumbled up ceral, it really sucks.  P.S. this happened to me this morning.

President Ford who was born in Omaha(my curretn hometown) and lived in Grand Rapids(not far from where I was raised), has passed away.  I wish you the best in this time of grief.

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